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  • #31
    ilya i expect to see you post some responses.
    Originally posted by turmio
    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
    Originally posted by grand
    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Ilya View Post
      Hey, I read your ad on craigslist and I'm interested. Even though your ad looks a little farfetched.
      ME: 20, tall (5,11), slim (140lbs), fashionable (I model sometimes), funny, sweet, laid back,open minded, spontaneous and down to earth.
      If your interested in me please reply w/ a pic for more of mine... You won't be dissapointed.

      http://i33.tinypic.com/11ac1zo.jpg
      http://i36.tinypic.com/x535gg.jpg

      - Amanda
      Haha, what kind of model? Dog food model?
      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Ilya View Post

        new favorite
        watch it, she has a gun!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Noah View Post
          Haha, what kind of model? Dog food model?
          lol SO TRUE
          1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
          1: oar> yeah
          1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
          1: hed> and after dinner
          1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

          7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
          7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

          3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
          3: Nimesh> my sis does
          3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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          • #35
            You're all just haters, poor Ilya is pouring his heart out here, looking for love. STRIVE ON ILYA, STRIVE ON!
            The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

            Originally posted by Richard Creager
            All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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            • #36
              why would anyone human being reply with an actual reponse to Ilya's ad lmao. It is so obviously a fake photo, yet these girls convince themselves that it is real. Look at the photo, looks like a WoW character, jesus.
              4:BigKing> xD
              4:Best> i'm leaving chat
              4:BigKing> what did i do???
              4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
              4:BigKing> ???? why though
              4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
              4:BigKing> xD

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              • #37
                I never knew I did so well with the darker ladies.
                Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                • #38
                  now u know

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                  • #39
                    Hi oar!
                    JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



                    turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

                    Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
                    the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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                    • #40
                      facepalm
                      Call me Hadoken cus' Im down right FIERCE

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
                        I never knew I did so well with the darker ladies.
                        as long as you keep your mouth shut on your opinion on the oscars!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by the_paul View Post
                          Hi oar!
                          Hi! I skipped house cleaning for our mixer with some sorostitutes last night to drop by and say hello - I hadn't spoken to anyone but Geio in like 4 months. I should hopefully drop by your internet game briefly over turkey day break when I'm back at my old faithful (PC) computer. See you soon!

                          Oar
                          1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                          1: oar> yeah
                          1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                          1: hed> and after dinner
                          1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                          7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                          7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                          3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                          3: Nimesh> my sis does
                          3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                          • #43


                            this is aida.

                            my friends, i could milk those tits for hours.

                            can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                            • #44
                              Old

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                              • #45
                                paper bag

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