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  • #31
    Originally posted by 404 Not Found View Post
    BTW...It is totally painless!!!!!! don't be freaked out over watching it on a video. having a hair pulled from your head involves more pain than this procedure.
    It's the whole "eye forced open while you look into a laser" thing that totally turns me off. If I could have perfect vision without that, I'd do it in an instant, but mentally, it's one of those things that completely freaks me out.
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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    • #32
      My sister had it done, and loves it. Lasik also offers lifetime correction, which pretty much means that if you notice a difference in your vision, you just go in and they'll fix it again without charging you again. Pretty sweet
      JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



      turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

      Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
      the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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      • #33
        Originally posted by the_paul View Post
        My sister had it done, and loves it. Lasik also offers lifetime correction, which pretty much means that if you notice a difference in your vision, you just go in and they'll fix it again without charging you again. Pretty sweet
        Are you sure about that? I mean, will there be any cornea left to burn away with a laser after the first treatment?

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        • #34
          why not get it? I mean the worst that can happen is you just spend thousands of dollars and went blind.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd View Post
            It's the whole "eye forced open while you look into a laser" thing that totally turns me off. If I could have perfect vision without that, I'd do it in an instant, but mentally, it's one of those things that completely freaks me out.
            yeah!

            it's kind of that thing you imagine going in and getting strapped in with a massive lazer pointing at your eye and a crazy doc going,

            "No Mr Bond i expect you to go blind"

            and you'd be all like - "wait stop i've changed my mind, and i'm not mr bond !!! for the love of god stop this ahhhhhaaarrrgghhhhhh !!!!!!!!!! "

            zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZaaaaappp

            or maybe that's just me
            In my world,
            I am King

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Pressure Drop View Post
              yeah!

              it's kind of that thing you imagine going in and getting strapped in with a massive lazer pointing at your eye and a crazy doc going,

              "No Mr Bond i expect you to go blind"

              and you'd be all like - "wait stop i've changed my mind, and i'm not mr bond !!! for the love of god stop this ahhhhhaaarrrgghhhhhh !!!!!!!!!! "

              zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZaaaaappp

              or maybe that's just me
              Maybe it is..
              https://soundcloud.com/annux-1/annux-relief

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              1:soild <ZH>>EVERYHTINGS GONNA BE ARLIGFHT
              1:Wah!!>people keep on talking
              1:soild>they can say what they like
              1:Wah!!>ALL I know is:
              1:soild>EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

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              • #37
                It really is a simple and quick procedure. If you want to scare yourself away from getting it, then pass on this and forget about it. If the video freaks you out, try watching videos of dentistry and mouth work being done on your gums and teeth...probably will never visit a dentist again.

                If you want corrected vision, then go for it and yes they do offer lifetime guarantee's on this procedure.

                Only thing to keep in mind, is you will eventually need reading glasses, as most do when they hit middle age.
                May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by TagMor View Post
                  I'm slightly long-sighted. I inquired about it but the Optometrist said to wait for a couple of reasons.
                  1) my eyes are not bad enough.. apparently they burn a layer of "growth" off the retina, if there isnt much to burn there is a risk of burning the retina itself.
                  2) the technology is still fairly new and is improving all the time.. this was a couple of years ago so maybe its improved?
                  maybe u should have seen the real doctor then, you know, an OPHTHALMOLOGIST. Optometrist is like getting a degree at DeVry, useless.


                  my dads girlfriend had this done when it first came out years ago, when everyone was afraid of it....she has had no side effects ever.

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                  • #39
                    No worries, I can fix anyone's eyes with photoshop $$
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Nycle View Post
                      Are you sure about that? I mean, will there be any cornea left to burn away with a laser after the first treatment?
                      Yeah you can google it. I know Lasik does it with their 20/20 guarantee thing, don't know about what anyone else offers for this.
                      JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



                      turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

                      Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
                      the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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