Where would you go if Zombies attacked?

[Kolar]

I'd buy myself the cannon shotgun and some grenades and make my way to the Money Room OR try to get the vending machine setup properly to get onto of the roof of the building. Most likely the Money Room because stupid newbies always knock over the vending machine.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

As for the exploding bus, you would never get through the throng of zombies trying to get into the walmart, besides from the molotov cocktails and propane bombs we set off in the parking lot, there would be many holes in the ground, and the explosions from the gas in the cars when they caught on fire would turn the parking lot into a mess that nothing could drive through.

You fell for it!

While you were busy fending off my "trojan bus" (cinder block on the gas pedal never fails!), you neglected the loading dock, where I set off a fertilizer bomb that blows a hole in the back wall. (I set this up a few weeks ago.)

gg, future zombie.

[DoTheFandango]

?go zombies

[kthx]

Little did you know that I knew your plans to set off a bomb at the loading dock, and that I knew that the loading dock is the most structurally sound section of any building because of that threat. GG.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I knew that you think you'd have some knowledge about structural integrity, but ultimately have no clue (just like a lot of other topics OHHHHHHHHH). As such, I had a BADASS amount of fertilizer.

BOOOM

[kthx]

Too bad I have Obama guarding the loading docks, and you will now commit suicide.

[Kim]

Hmm, when it comes to zombies...it isn't what you should do, its what you SHOULDN'T do. Doing any of the following will get you eaten alive:

1) Running into yet another androgynous haunted mansion.


No chance. Prepare to get your face eaten.


2) Corn fields.


Rushed to hell.


3) Police station


It's a trap!

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Dude, if zombies are on the loose, the last person I'm worried about is the president. Me? I'm busy chilling in my zombie-proof room I built a long time ago.

[Izor]

The walmart defense seems pretty cool. Watching The Mist, even though it was aliens and the whole storefront was glass, there was enough shit there to hold them off for quite a while (had the things not broken the glass). Dawn of the Dead wasnt even that bad of a concept, but in a mall like that theres undoubtedly many more places for them to get in

ROFL btw, the corn fields in left 4 dead pissed me off...who would really go there?!?!?

[raizin]

ever seen Shawn of the dead?

Id be at the pub FTW!

[Kim]

It's probably a good idea to:


Get yourself to higher elevations.



Get behind one of these zombie proof barriers.



Man the rocket launchers and watch your ammo.

[Liquid Blue]

Easy, I'd steal a semi, run by kthx's walmart to get a few years' worth of supplies. I'd hook the semi up with some cantenna and roam the midwest highways where nobody lives, stealing deisel fuel from the gas stations out there along the way and eventually from datacenters.

Eventually I'd make it back down to Texas and see if Kthx was still alive, preferably just in time to roll in and save him from a few zombies with my top-mounted alien minigun I picked up from area 51. We would become comrades and I'd bring supplies back and forth from military bases and such.

Eventually we would have enough supplies and defense to begin to expand in eachothers butts by building high voltage fences in a spiral pattern outwards from the walmart. Given enough time we would make out to the point of being able to sustain a small community/military base within the fenced area.

Our next mission would be to hunt the zombies into extinction using all of our dicks. We'd learn how to fly helicopters and wipe out thousands of zombies at a time from the air while giving eachother head. Eventually we'd run the zombies into the sea/canada/mexico and take the US back for ourselves. We would form a new government and rule the known sane world for the rest of our lives.

The End.

??!

this sounds like some kind of gay post-apocalyptic zombie porno

and what about when the gas runs out? There's no one working to pump more, they've all been zombified. Eventually (and probably sooner rather than later), the world's fuel would run out. Then what?

I would get a bike and start pedaling. Quiet, quick and able to be dropped at a moment's notice. Then I'd be like LB and cover myself head to toe with kevlar and catcher's equipment.

Squeezer knows what the fuck is up

[Troll King]

Unless "quiet, quick and able to be dropped at a moment's notice" refers to his pants, Kevlar is his nickname for a dude name Kevin Larson and by "catcher's equipment" he meant "not the pitcher".

[Squeezer]

Unless "quiet, quick and able to be dropped at a moment's notice" refers to his pants, Kevlar is his nickname for a dude name Kevin Larson and by "catcher's equipment" he meant "not the pitcher".

i've been outed

[Krazie_Killer]

problem with super walmat is they are opened 24/7, and their windows are breakable...

i'd go to the mall as depicted in dawn of the dead. ez gg zombies. krazie wins.