My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xD
just want to revive this to say that "epic" is a thousand times more annoying than "fail". at least you can get some mildly amusing image macros out of fail. what can you get from epic? abso-fucking-lutely nothing. HEY DUDES I'M GOING BUNGEE JUMPING WITH THE CORD TIED AROUND MY SCROTUM, SHIT'S GONNA BE EPIC!@
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get another lame overused word please, you've run epic into the ground and unloaded hot diarrhea all over its headstone.
Originally posted by Tone
It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
In the south we have plenty of great beer on tap, you just have to go to good bars. Houston has many great beer bars, some that have nearly 300+ beers on tap so don't give me that shit about bars in Texas which is supposedly really redneck not having good beer. Hell even Buffalo Wild Wings has like 30 beers on tap.
Anyways my favorite beers.
Shinerbock Hefeweizen
Newcastle Brown
Lawn Mower
Guiness
Dreadnaught
Two Hearted Ale
Carlsberg
Fat Tire
The greatest thing is that Saint Arnold and Shinerbock are both Texas brews and are actually very very good, both comparable to even some of the best stuff made in Europe.
kolsch (polish beer) is awesome, I'm pretty sure this is probably like the 10th time I've mentioned it
Ok, first of all I'm not replying to argue.. I just like beer.
second, Kölsch is a german beer, but the polaks have their own labeling.
third, you're right: it is awesome.
The greatest thing is that Saint Arnold and Shinerbock are both Texas brews and are actually very very good, both comparable to even some of the best stuff made in Europe.
first off, isn't it just Shiner? I believe they make shiner blonde, shiner bock, and shiner hefeweisen (which is one of the worst hefe's i've ever had) among many others. But I'll give you some credit, because shiner bock is about the only one of their brews that tastes halfway decent.
blue moon, paulaner, franziskaner, hell even shock top tastes better than shiner hefe.
But it does bring me to a point where I'll concede a bit: American hefewiesens taste more lemony than the european banana/clove/orange tastes i'm used too. There's another crappy american hefe (something like Widmire?) that actually tastes better with a lemon than an orange, and i think shiner hefe follows that style a little closer.
edit: the shiner black is pretty good too, though not exactly special for a schwarzbier
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