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  • #61
    Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
    also, everyone in america needs to try circus boy
    number 9 is good too

    actually I like most magic hat shit
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
      This resulted in underage Pearl Jam becoming a master of time travel, since entire 4 to 6 hour blocks would simply vanish into thin air.
      Lucky. I was only given the ability to travel 6 years at a time.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
        This resulted in underage Pearl Jam becoming a master of time travel, since entire 4 to 6 hour blocks would simply vanish into thin air.
        I've seen your time travel technique--it involves lots of unneccessary zigzagging across lawns. It's pretty awesome.
        Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
          You sound like you were a lot of fun in College.
          Play beer pong with Blue Moon, it's great.
          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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          • #65
            things i would rather do:

            play 6 games of beer pong for $20
            play 15 games of beer pong for $20

            YOU TELL ME
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd View Post
              I've seen your time travel technique--it involves lots of unneccessary zigzagging across lawns. It's pretty awesome.
              Does it involve PJ reaching 88mph momentarily?
              TWL-J champ season 5 (Elusive)
              TWL-D champ season 6 (Elusive)
              TWL-D champ season 8 (-FINAL-)
              TWL-D champ season 10 (Syndicate)

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              • #67
                Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                things i would rather do:

                play 6 games of beer pong for $20
                play 15 games of beer pong for $20

                YOU TELL ME
                ff
                USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Vihta View Post
                  Does it involve PJ reaching 88mph momentarily?
                  lol nice reference. good movie.
                  4:BigKing> xD
                  4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                  4:BigKing> what did i do???
                  4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                  4:BigKing> ???? why though
                  4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                  4:BigKing> xD

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                  • #69
                    paradise why do you even post about movie references after this disaster
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                    Originally posted by the_paul
                    Gargle battery acid fuckface
                    Originally posted by Material Girl
                    I tried downloading a soundcard

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                    • #70
                      hahaha
                      Originally posted by PH View Post
                      MOTHERFUCKER
                      Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
                      hahahaha fail.

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                      • #71
                        just want to revive this to say that "epic" is a thousand times more annoying than "fail". at least you can get some mildly amusing image macros out of fail. what can you get from epic? abso-fucking-lutely nothing. HEY DUDES I'M GOING BUNGEE JUMPING WITH THE CORD TIED AROUND MY SCROTUM, SHIT'S GONNA BE EPIC!@

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                        get another lame overused word please, you've run epic into the ground and unloaded hot diarrhea all over its headstone.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                        Originally posted by the_paul
                        Gargle battery acid fuckface
                        Originally posted by Material Girl
                        I tried downloading a soundcard

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                        • #72
                          epic fail? is that all some little kid can muster from his tiny scrotum of knowledge?

                          teach your kids folks. teach your kids to be original.

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                          • #73
                            In the south we have plenty of great beer on tap, you just have to go to good bars. Houston has many great beer bars, some that have nearly 300+ beers on tap so don't give me that shit about bars in Texas which is supposedly really redneck not having good beer. Hell even Buffalo Wild Wings has like 30 beers on tap.

                            Anyways my favorite beers.

                            Shinerbock Hefeweizen
                            Newcastle Brown
                            Lawn Mower
                            Guiness
                            Dreadnaught
                            Two Hearted Ale
                            Carlsberg
                            Fat Tire

                            The greatest thing is that Saint Arnold and Shinerbock are both Texas brews and are actually very very good, both comparable to even some of the best stuff made in Europe.
                            Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post

                              kolsch (polish beer) is awesome, I'm pretty sure this is probably like the 10th time I've mentioned it
                              Ok, first of all I'm not replying to argue.. I just like beer.
                              second, Kölsch is a german beer, but the polaks have their own labeling.
                              third, you're right: it is awesome.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by kthx View Post
                                The greatest thing is that Saint Arnold and Shinerbock are both Texas brews and are actually very very good, both comparable to even some of the best stuff made in Europe.
                                first off, isn't it just Shiner? I believe they make shiner blonde, shiner bock, and shiner hefeweisen (which is one of the worst hefe's i've ever had) among many others. But I'll give you some credit, because shiner bock is about the only one of their brews that tastes halfway decent.

                                blue moon, paulaner, franziskaner, hell even shock top tastes better than shiner hefe.

                                But it does bring me to a point where I'll concede a bit: American hefewiesens taste more lemony than the european banana/clove/orange tastes i'm used too. There's another crappy american hefe (something like Widmire?) that actually tastes better with a lemon than an orange, and i think shiner hefe follows that style a little closer.


                                edit: the shiner black is pretty good too, though not exactly special for a schwarzbier
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