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Kind of like the name one thread, but with jesus
WWJD if an alien abducted you
WWJD if an alien abducted you
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Then take you into heaven when you die after repentence in Limbo.
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then you respond with your own WWJD question
WWJD if he was given the choice of saving either the bear or the ducksigpic
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he'd make them both spontaneously combust
WWJD if he could fly5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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scare people into believing that he was all powerful and all knowing
WWJD do if the woman he was trying to get with wasn't putting outsigpic
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I'm pretty sure Jesus rocks every one of these questions.
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equals to Jesus giving a super side kick to paulo's face if he continues to fuck up this great WWJD game
WWJD if he had ^said motherfucker hog tied on his bedsigpic
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Jesus would unhogtie him, forgive those that did it, show them the light of their wrongdoings, and make everyone really fucking happy.
PS: Jesus cannot be involved in any wrongdoing activities. I'll ban those who chose to partake in this 'hilarious' activity. - NWOComment
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poop in yourectum
WWJD if he was told his dad diedsigpic
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He'd take command, knowing that his dad is immortal. He'd humor the humans for about two decades before declaring God's rapture.
Llater,
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WWJD if he was late for end timessigpic
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He'd appologize, give everyone a free pass. Have Peter pass judgement on them on wether or or not they can proceed through Limbo. If they have not accepted their moral wrongdoings (which even Atheists do right away) they will be paused in Limbo to rewatch their sins.
If they truly reject the 'wrong' of their sins more than once, they will be sent to Hell. Not even necessarily a horrible place, but a place where there is no judgment, and anything goes. Good luck.Comment
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WWJD if he started to subjectively think he did not existsigpic
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In a lifetime of faithlessness, you create your own hell.Comment
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