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  • What Would Jesus Do?

    Kind of like the name one thread, but with jesus

    WWJD if an alien abducted you
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    All good things must come to an end.

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    "Whatever"


    Then take you into heaven when you die after repentence in Limbo.


    Catholicism is the best ism.

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    • #3
      then you respond with your own WWJD question

      WWJD if he was given the choice of saving either the bear or the duck
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      All good things must come to an end.

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      • #4
        he'd make them both spontaneously combust

        WWJD if he could fly
        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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        • #5
          scare people into believing that he was all powerful and all knowing

          WWJD do if the woman he was trying to get with wasn't putting out
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          • #6
            I'm pretty sure Jesus rocks every one of these questions.

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            • #7
              equals to Jesus giving a super side kick to paulo's face if he continues to fuck up this great WWJD game

              WWJD if he had ^said motherfucker hog tied on his bed
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              All good things must come to an end.

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              • #8
                Jesus would unhogtie him, forgive those that did it, show them the light of their wrongdoings, and make everyone really fucking happy.

                PS: Jesus cannot be involved in any wrongdoing activities. I'll ban those who chose to partake in this 'hilarious' activity. - NWO

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                • #9
                  poop in yourectum

                  WWJD if he was told his dad died
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                  All good things must come to an end.

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                  • #10
                    He'd take command, knowing that his dad is immortal. He'd humor the humans for about two decades before declaring God's rapture.


                    Llater,
                    Tony

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                    • #11
                      WWJD if he was late for end times
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                      All good things must come to an end.

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                      • #12
                        He'd appologize, give everyone a free pass. Have Peter pass judgement on them on wether or or not they can proceed through Limbo. If they have not accepted their moral wrongdoings (which even Atheists do right away) they will be paused in Limbo to rewatch their sins.

                        If they truly reject the 'wrong' of their sins more than once, they will be sent to Hell. Not even necessarily a horrible place, but a place where there is no judgment, and anything goes. Good luck.

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                        • #13
                          WWJD if he started to subjectively think he did not exist
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                          All good things must come to an end.

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                          • #14
                            In a lifetime of faithlessness, you create your own hell.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                              WWJD if he started to subjectively think he did not exist
                              He'd ask for an English translation.

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