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  • #46
    On the day he was confirmed dead by the Roman Phalanx, he would have given his mother Mary his sword by that point. When the soldier thrust his spear into Jesus' side, he would have instead... thrust it with a Samurai Sword. For Mary was well known to be a jokester, and this would have given everyone a little 'heh.'

    WWJD if he wasn't convicted of his crimes?

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    • #47
      the same thing he does every night Pauly TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

      WWJD if his neighbors meth lab was under producing
      ?find dads revenge

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      • #48
        He'd laugh as the weed he was sellin was overproducin

        WWJD a skinny black woman from Zimbabwe or a fat white woman from Kentucky
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        All good things must come to an end.

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        • #49
          he'd take them both to Paris for champagne under the Eiffel Tower.

          WWJD if he found himself on Omaha beach June 6, 1944?
          Originally posted by Tone
          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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          • #50
            spam nades

            WWJD with a gravity bong?
            TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
            TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
            Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

            Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

            Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
            - John F. Kennedy

            A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
            Originally posted by kthx
            Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Summa View Post
              spam nades

              WWJD with a gravity bong?
              keep it always full, always green


              WWJD if he was making love to a bitch and she started to bleed on him?
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              • #52
                he would slap the ho' and bury her in the backyard.

                WWJD with $100,000
                1:CrazyKillah> oder if i olny knew u irl u would be dead and i would be in jail

                menomena> did you get to see the end of the steelers greenbay game though
                JAMAL> yeah you dumb fat faggot, was good ending

                1:Cape> Why did u axe req
                1:cripple> I'm very religious, and my new years revolution was to make this squad a better one, so I kept with my resolution and axed req.
                http://big-dicked.mybrute.com/

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                • #53
                  buy the weed that would keep the bong full and green all the time

                  WWJD do if it wasn't full and green all the time
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                  All good things must come to an end.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                    buy the weed that would keep the bong full and green all the time

                    WWJD do if it wasn't full and green all the time
                    if he was in Seattle, he'd see the black guys in full track suits down on Aurora.

                    WWJD if he had invented soccer?
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                    • #55
                      Kill the Jews

                      What would Jesus do if his real name was actually Omar?
                      Originally posted by paradise!
                      pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
                      1:Reaver> HALP
                      1:Reaver> HELELP
                      1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
                      1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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                      • #56
                        save the Jews and kill himself

                        WWJD if he was the #2 male prostitute
                        ?find dads revenge

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                        • #57
                          He would have sex with #1, then kills him.

                          WWJD if he had no one else to kill.
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                          All good things must come to an end.

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                          • #58
                            Go on a corpsefucking rampage.

                            WWRJD if he held a baby?
                            Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                            5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                            • #59
                              abort it

                              WWJD knives, swords, spears, or axes?
                              TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
                              TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
                              Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

                              Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

                              Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
                              - John F. Kennedy

                              A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
                              Originally posted by kthx
                              Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Summa View Post
                                abort it

                                WWJD knives, swords, spears, or axes?
                                hammers and nails for his wrists/legs, and the spear for his side

                                WWJD if he had to accept tone, wicket666, or heavensent into the pearly gates.
                                RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
                                RaCka> mad impressive

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