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  • itt jerome scuggs bangs his boss

    i need advice on dating older chicks. bitch is twenty-four, used to front a punk band, and is white. meaning i am totally out of my element.

    i mean... dating? should i take her out? i'm not even 21. how should i handle the living situation?

    pro tips appreciated, everything else welcome. really, i am posting this because i no longer have yellow fever and wanted you guys to know
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome

    because the internet | hazardous

  • #2
    just show her you don;t want friendship... that's all it really is :\

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
      i am posting this because i no longer have yellow fever
      i am posting this because i am a deposed nigerian prince
      Originally posted by Tone
      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
      Originally posted by the_paul
      Gargle battery acid fuckface
      Originally posted by Material Girl
      I tried downloading a soundcard

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      • #4
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        • #5
          If the chick digs you, it won't matter the situation. In my experince older girls who date younger guys like the spur of the moment type things. They like the passion and excitement. Just do what you do, if she's interested you'll know pretty quick.
          There once was a man from Nantucket.

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          • #6
            Roofie Colada
            Rabble Rabble Rabble

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            • #7
              i already banged her :devil:

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              • #8
                dangerous

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                • #9
                  you should have a relationship with your boss

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                  • #10
                    dating advice on spaceship forums usually turns out hilariously.
                    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                    TelCat> i dont

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                    • #11
                      post a pic so i can finish
                      sigpic

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                      • #12
                        So you finally mellow on the yellow eh
                        sigpic
                        All good things must come to an end.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                          So you finally mellow on the yellow eh
                          for every asian he passes up i'll fuck two
                          Originally posted by Ward
                          OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                          • #14
                            hey where you workin again?
                            Warning: Disconnected From Server.
                            paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
                            paralyze> and nice try
                            Sleuth> WTF
                            Sleuth> OK QUIET
                            JuNkA> LOL
                            Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
                            Sleuth> SHHH

                            Warning: Disconnected From Server
                            Thoughts> u wish
                            Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
                            Vue> LOOL
                            Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
                            Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
                            Sleuth> QUIET

                            Warning: Disconnected from server
                            abbot> ..
                            Thoughts> LMFAO
                            paralyze> ROFL
                            Sleuth> stfu

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                            • #15
                              Dependent on how nice of a place you live in, you have a variety of options. I happen to cook very well and enjoy doing it, so I would invite her over and cook her a dinner, but that's only if you want something serious outside of just some hot sex. If you live somewhere shitty and unpresentable, or you simply suck at cooking then I would take her out somewhere. In terms of housing, don't ask her to move in or move in with her for at least 2-3 months and after a few occasions where you spend almost all day with her to see if you can stand her ass. That age barrier thing is gunna suck though cuz she is gunna want to go to bars or drink @ restaurants. Good luck and be your self.

                              On a side note, I got a heavy dose of yellow fever that seems to run in da family right squeez? J-girls FTW.
                              TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
                              TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
                              Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

                              Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

                              Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
                              - John F. Kennedy

                              A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
                              Originally posted by kthx
                              Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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