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  • #31
    Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
    Just rail this chick and bust it in her eye.
    Heard you can get pink eye that way.
    The song doesn't make your hands clap,
    The hand claps make the song

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    • #32
      Originally posted by PUNK rock View Post
      Heard you can get pink eye that way.
      nonono, it just gets inflamed like baseball size, pink eye is from rim jobs
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      Originally posted by kthx
      Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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      • #33
        I date a 29-year-old.

        Go for it.
        3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
        3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
        3:i.d.> da fk is that?
        3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
        3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
        3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
        3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
        3:Shadowmere> LOL
        3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

        Best> I never cooked a day in my life

        Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
        Shadowmere> Rofl
        Up in ya !> With his feet
        Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
        Up in ya !> l44t feet
        Deft> l44t f44t*
        Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
        Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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        • #34
          Just bang her on the bed,
          then bang her in the bath...
          then go take a shower and smoothtalk her into taking a shower and...
          dry up, bang her in front of the mirror...
          make breakfast, go outside ride your quad with her, stop somewhere in the bushes ride her on your quad...
          come back notice everyone is gone, bang her outside in the backyard cause it's sunny...
          Cook dinner, have her for dessert (BANG HER on the kitchentable)...
          Go home, notice something tingling in your dingelongdong....
          go to the doctor and get some meds subscribed for serious cock abuse...

          P.S. Don't forget to bang her...

          EDIT: P.P.S. Nevermind my advice just ditch her ASAP and find hot elderly women....
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Sertifi. View Post
            I date a 29-year-old.

            Go for it.
            Probably the most sound advice against banging this broad. Go for it anyway.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by genocidal View Post
              Probably the most sound advice against banging this broad. Go for it anyway.
              Hahaha this
              JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



              turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

              Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
              the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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              • #37
                she got a new tattoo on her thigh

                i nutted on it
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                  she got a new tattoo on her thigh

                  i nutted on it
                  you didnt answer your phone tonight a-hole
                  Warning: Disconnected From Server.
                  paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
                  paralyze> and nice try
                  Sleuth> WTF
                  Sleuth> OK QUIET
                  JuNkA> LOL
                  Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
                  Sleuth> SHHH
                  Warning: Disconnected From Server
                  Thoughts> u wish
                  Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
                  Vue> LOOL
                  Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
                  Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
                  Sleuth> QUIET
                  Warning: Disconnected from server
                  abbot> ..
                  Thoughts> LMFAO
                  paralyze> ROFL
                  Sleuth> stfu

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by PH View Post
                    i am posting this because i am a deposed nigerian prince
                    nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
                    1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
                    3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
                    3:Best> see it coming
                    3:Best> sad

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Reaver View Post
                      nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
                      in coming to america eddie murphy wasn't deposed, nor nigerian. i think he was referring to the internet scam.


                      In other news, the only older lady i ever banged (42) WAS asian. and it was amazing.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                        in coming to america eddie murphy wasn't deposed, nor nigerian. i think he was referring to the internet scam.


                        In other news, the only older lady i ever banged (42) WAS asian. and it was amazing.
                        nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
                        Originally posted by Ward
                        OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Vykromond View Post
                          nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
                          qq

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Reaver View Post
                            nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
                            qq

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View Post
                              Originally posted by Vykromond View Post
                              Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                              Originally posted by Reaver View Post
                              nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
                              in coming to america eddie murphy wasn't deposed, nor nigerian. i think he was referring to the internet scam.


                              In other news, the only older lady i ever banged (42) WAS asian. and it was amazing.
                              nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.
                              qq
                              nice, excellent reference to eddie murphys movie Coming to America or something like that, i like it, i like it alot.

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                              • #45
                                to queens!
                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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