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  • #16
    Originally posted by Jason View Post
    i started guitar lessons last week. the first step in my long and arduous journey toward becoming the most pretentious and hip of pretentious hipster faggots.
    I'm pretty sure you need a turtleneck for that.
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #17
      Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
      i mean, it is the greatest album ever.
      incorrect
      Originally posted by Tone
      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
      Originally posted by the_paul
      Gargle battery acid fuckface
      Originally posted by Material Girl
      I tried downloading a soundcard

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      • #18
        People are entitled to their own opinions, Phat Heffalump.

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        • #19
          I once ate a bike Kenan & Kel style, it was a chocolate bike.

          Your turn.
          (Twerp and Duel Pasta)
          5:dads revenge> they are both actually my virtual pet salamanders I have to feed them virtual flies 3 times a day

          1: Pandagirl!> What do I say back to that
          1: Pandagirl!> How about "lol"
          1: winipcfg> despite "lol"'s versatility, I don't think that'd be good in the situation

          If you can't beat them, eat them. ?go zombies3 - Chao <ER>

          Ricko> mvp gets poppadums from weak's corner shop

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Xog View Post
            People are entitled to their own opinions, Phat Heffalump.
            except when they're wrong, as that one clearly is
            Originally posted by Tone
            It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
            Originally posted by the_paul
            Gargle battery acid fuckface
            Originally posted by Material Girl
            I tried downloading a soundcard

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Fit of Rage View Post
              I'm pretty sure you need a turtleneck for that.
              i prefer flannel to turtle necks, for that little extra hint of pretentiousness.
              jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by PH View Post
                except when they're wrong, as that one clearly is
                nope, sorry, that is the best album ever made.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #23
                  you're wrong and so is pitchfork and so is every other indie media outlet
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                  Originally posted by the_paul
                  Gargle battery acid fuckface
                  Originally posted by Material Girl
                  I tried downloading a soundcard

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Jason View Post
                    kind of looks more like a werewolf to me. maybe half bear and half werewolf. werebear perhaps?

                    that's teen wolf. they ripped off teen wolf.

                    hamburger throwin' sonsabitches
                    PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by PH View Post
                      you're wrong and so is pitchfork and so is every other indie media outlet
                      i hate pitchfork, this just happens to be the only thing they got right. truthfully, if you read a website to tell you what music to like, that a bit bizarre.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by PH View Post
                        except when they're wrong, as that one clearly is
                        Opinions cannot be wrong.

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                        • #27
                          pitchfork is wrong

                          everyone is wrong

                          ban everyone
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                          Originally posted by the_paul
                          Gargle battery acid fuckface
                          Originally posted by Material Girl
                          I tried downloading a soundcard

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                          • #28
                            J-B-Inc wrestled a whale. Beat that fag.-_-
                            3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
                            3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
                            3:i.d.> da fk is that?
                            3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
                            3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
                            3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
                            3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
                            3:Shadowmere> LOL
                            3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

                            Best> I never cooked a day in my life

                            Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
                            Shadowmere> Rofl
                            Up in ya !> With his feet
                            Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
                            Up in ya !> l44t feet
                            Deft> l44t f44t*
                            Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
                            Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Xog View Post
                              People are entitled to their own opinions, Phat Heffalump.
                              but not their own facts!
                              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                              internet de la jerome

                              because the internet | hazardous

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Jason View Post
                                i prefer flannel to turtle necks, for that little extra hint of pretentiousness.
                                I thought flannel was a grunge thing.
                                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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