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  • #16
    yo ma


    let me bite ur back

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    • #17
      Originally posted by paradise! View Post
      roflmao sae

      I just whip it out right there on the spot. No questions asked.
      u azn
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      1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
      1:waven> is if im going to prison
      1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Summa View Post
        I carry a dog carcass with me and when I see fine ass I throw it into the street and act like my dog got hit by a car and start crying. Hot ass comes to comfort me and bang pity sex.
        Lmfao niiiiiiiiice!
        (Twerp and Duel Pasta)
        5:dads revenge> they are both actually my virtual pet salamanders I have to feed them virtual flies 3 times a day

        1: Pandagirl!> What do I say back to that
        1: Pandagirl!> How about "lol"
        1: winipcfg> despite "lol"'s versatility, I don't think that'd be good in the situation

        If you can't beat them, eat them. ?go zombies3 - Chao <ER>

        Ricko> mvp gets poppadums from weak's corner shop

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        • #19
          how i pick up girls

          Originally posted by Tone
          It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
          Originally posted by the_paul
          Gargle battery acid fuckface
          Originally posted by Material Girl
          I tried downloading a soundcard

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          • #20
            FrozenSand> have you ever put a coke bottle in your butt?
            Mira.Girio> I don't think I've ever experimented with coke products. >.>
            FrozenSand> oh you're a pepsi guy?

            captain Ky> will the guy with the AOL add banner please insert his head up hiw on ass till he dissapears from our universe entirely. Thank you.

            RuBbEr BoMb> woot hellkite parked in fr like my wife
            Burzum> meaning what
            Burzum> took him 4 minutes to get in?
            RuBbEr BoMb> meaning he aimed for flag and ended up on roof

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            • #21
              There has to be a middle ground there...
              JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



              turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

              Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
              the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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              • #22
                Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                • #23
                  Where's the bait Galleleo?

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                  • #24
                    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                    1:trashed> wha
                    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                    1:trashed> i download my own

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                    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                    • #25
                      OK Captain Ahab.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Plenty O'Toole View Post
                        Where's the bait Galleleo?
                        The pillows dude, girls love pillows.
                        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                        • #27
                          respectfully
                          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                          • #28
                            I joined a rock band :sorcerer:

                            Originally posted by Tone
                            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                            • #29
                              i rape them
                              Gun remembers.

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                              • #30
                                u need to be i nwith the fat chicks for 1 - they bake u whatever the fuk u want 2 - they got connections with hot chicks 3 - they got connections with hot chicks. obv u dont know that cuz uve never had a girl in your life.
                                5:Melanoma> so I kinda cheated on my gf yesterday
                                5:Melanoma> but I was drunk so it doesnt count right
                                5:Oops> doesnt count if ur sober just so long as u dont get caught
                                5:Melanoma> aight cool
                                5:Melanoma> + it was with a dude
                                5:Oops> what?
                                5:Melanoma> ye
                                5:Oops> you serious?
                                5:Melanoma> innocent kissing
                                5:Melanoma> fu
                                5:Melanoma> I WAS DRUNK
                                5:squallFF8> this is akward

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