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  • #1

    Funny things that aren't YouTube

    ... because I can only watch "man/dog/cat/rodent does craaaaaazy thing!" so much.

    A friend of mine passed this along to me recently, but I'd like to find more things like it:
    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    Normally I kind of wretch in my mouth a little when someone passes me a Twitter feed, but "shit my dad says" had a little more promise than most feed names. It didn't disappoint.

    My favorites:
    "What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."

    "Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

    "Everybody loves that Da Vinci code book. Bullshit, it sucks. I read it. It's for all the dummies."

    "Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

    Now is the point in this thread where you guys give me links to things that aren't bullshit and tell me why they're not stupid.
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.
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  • #2
    Wrong truck, Pops


    http://forums.trenchwars.org/member.php?u=9

    it doesn't suck because it doesn't

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    • #3
      I read the 11 points blog. It's quite corny, but it's got some interesting and sometimes humourous posts.

      11points.com
      There once was a man from Nantucket.

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      • #4
        The "Happiness and Cyanide" comics are a guaranteed laugh for me when I need it.

        http://www.explosm.net/comics/1795/

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd View Post
          http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
          i came here to post this.

          i'm sure you already know of http://pbfcomics.com/

          http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/ is a fun read

          i've skipped many a lunches playing/wasting my life away with this http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/
          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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          • #6
            Originally posted by phata$$ View Post
            The "Happiness and Cyanide" comics are a guaranteed laugh for me when I need it.

            http://www.explosm.net/comics/1795/
            This.
            Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

            5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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            • #7
              I was just thinking of the sand 'game' the other day when I was driving... I'm not sure why.

              www.cracked.com usually has some funny stuff... it's kinda hit or miss though.
              1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


              1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
              1:trashed> wha
              1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
              1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
              1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
              1:trashed> i download my own

              sigpic




              1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Adman View Post
                I read the 11 points blog. It's quite corny, but it's got some interesting and sometimes humourous posts.

                11points.com
                this guy is right

                i just read it at work
                violence> dont talk 2 me until u got 900+fbook friends and can take 1 dribble from the 3 point line n dunk


                [Aug 23 03:03] Oops: 1:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
                [Aug 23 03:20] money: LOL NOT QUITE VIO BUT 5:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life

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                • #9
                  www.xkcd.com
                  5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                  5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                  5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                  1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                  1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                  • #10
                    I still like

                    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html

                    If you have a lot of time to waste and don't know this yet, you have 678 strips to read!
                    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
                      I still like

                      http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html

                      If you have a lot of time to waste and don't know this yet, you have 678 strips to read!
                      ^^^^

                      order of the stick: yes, yes, and yes
                      TWDT Head Op Seasons 2, 3, and 4
                      TWL Season 14 & 17 Head Op
                      Season 13 TWLD Champion, Seasons 13 & 14 LJ Champion

                      Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

                      Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
                      - John F. Kennedy

                      A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
                      Originally posted by kthx
                      Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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                      • #12
                        http://picturesforsadchildren.com/It's a mixture. Not sure if anyone would like it here. I find them entertaining.
                        thread killer

                        Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                        • #13
                          A.V. club tackles the KFC double down. http://www.avclub.com/articles/kfcs-...andwich,32804/

                          God clearly did not mean for humans to eat chicken, bacon, and low-quality, gelatinous cheese at the same time. I was suddenly struck with a strange urge to keep kosher. Each bite became a grueling endurance test, as the cheese and grease began to override the chicken breasts, and the sandwich grew more revolting-looking with each bite.
                          Mr 12 inch wonder

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                          • #14
                            A person's stock photography collection tells the story of Grumpy Grandma

                            So I do a little bit of web marketing work, and part of what I do involves sifting through stock photography images, looking for things that could be tweaked for my needs. In looking for a grouping of people, I came across the grouping of the following pics.

                            It's what I might describe as "world's most unproductive photo shoot". I'll narrate:

                            Okay, normal photo shoot of a classroom or small meeting room. Not a problem--hire some local out-of-work actors and your more normal-looking friends for a quick shoot that'll take a couple hours. Oh, your Nana is interested? Oh, okay, yeah, that's fine. Let's put her up front, to show how diverse the crowd is.
                            *CLICK*

                            Okay, Nana. Maybe a little less "what the fuck are you talking about?"-look in the eyes, okay? Otherwise, good job, everyone! Only a couple of you fucks have your eyes closed, but we'll fix that in Photoshop before we look like amatuers and try and sell it on a stock photo distributor. My brother gave me a ripped copy of Photoshop, and I'm getting pretty adept at it. All good. Speaking of Photoshop: Brian, fuck you for wearing a pink t-shirt. Way to be professional. Okay, so let's give it another shot, people! Just for shits, we'll change angle a little bit--gotta make this room look full!
                            *CLICK*

                            Alright, guys. This is supposed to be a classroom or seminar--that means everyone should be looking up here, where I am. Not at the door or out the window. And that brings me to you, Nana: I know you're tired, but let's take a break from wondering what mystery Matlock will uncover tonight. For the time being, I'm motherfucking Andy Griffith. Eyes up front. Alright, let's try this one with an actual focal point. Will that help you all? Okay, fine.
                            *CLICK*

                            Look, I don't care who's Nana you are, do you have any other facial expression than "lost + medicated" or "fuck you, this is bullshit"?
                            Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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                            • #15
                              *CLICK*

                              Better.
                              Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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