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  • #46
    I love lemons, come on now.

    P.S. watermelon is overrated
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    • #47
      How is a watermelon hard to open?

      You take a knife and you cut the slice you eat it. Peeling any fruit by hand is way more work than simply cutting out a piece. I don't have long nails either which makes any peeling task even more annoying.
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      • #48
        well i dotn eat gay ass pmegranate faggot fruits but i did eat a mango once and that shit is a fuck shit sprays juice everywhere.
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        • #49
          Originally posted by Oops View Post
          well i dotn eat gay ass pmegranate faggot fruits but i did eat a mango once and that shit is a fuck shit sprays juice everywhere.
          What Oops doesn't want us to know is by "Mango", he's referring to the Chris Kattan character on SNL.

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          • #50
            Having worked in the produce section at a grocery store, I often had to spend hours cutting fruit up for samples or sale.

            With a big knife, watermelon, honeydew, cantaloupe, etc isn't all that bad. Peeling oranges and tangerines sucked. Solution - use clementines instead. Mangoes were also annoying to cut. Usually we would get one side of it with nice, even chunks, but trying to dig out the seed and cut the other side usually ended in disaster. Pomegranates sucked, and they stained your clothes. Eventually we started opening them underwater and that solved that problem. Coconuts were annoying to open - we eventually just started throwing them at the wall or on the ground until they cracked. Kiwano melons were the worst of all, and on top of that they were hard to even eat. Prickly pears sucked too because they got their damn cactus spines in you.

            I'm probably forgetting some stuff, but that's what's sticking out in my mind atm.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by DankNuggets View Post
              ever eat Muscadine grapes? Fucking Scuppernongs..

              I never ate them before but it was like $1.50 so I said fuck it, they're just grapes. Nope. The skin is tough as shit and they have somewhat large seeds in side. Found an easier way to eat them though, pull the top out and squeeze the seeds out first. Skin tastes like apple skin, fruit taste like grapes. Pomegranites lots of work, so are oranges.. basically not worth the trouble.

              Peaches are easy as fuck, and need to be on teh top of some lists. And why isn't banana at the extreme end of easy, it basically peels itself. That and avocados, really jsut about peel themselves.
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              • #52
                you guys don't know how to threat the oranges!!!!

                It's like 1 minute work to peel an orange

                unless you are the type of person who tries to remove all the white skins on the orange before eating it, because that takes a long time
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd View Post
                  I don't get the love that people have for watermelon. Just go get yourself a glass of water if you're so thirsty. The melon itself sucks.
                  But the water has the watermelon taste coupled with it, if we wanted a plain glass of water we'd go get one by now, there's such an obvious awesome taste to watermelon, especially when it's just right!

                  And watermelons are not overrated paul, they're damn delicious if you've eaten a perfect one with a great balance of water and taste.

                  Originally posted by duel pasta View Post
                  you guys don't know how to threat the oranges!!!!

                  It's like 1 minute work to peel an orange

                  unless you are the type of person who tries to remove all the white skins on the orange before eating it, because that takes a long time
                  I generally don't, that white skin fibre is really good for you!
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by duel pasta View Post
                    you guys don't know how to threat the oranges!!!!
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                    • #55
                      the worst fruit to open is that of an old woman.

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                      • #56
                        Attn,

                        Fuck seeded grapes.

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                        • #57
                          I see this at the asian food supermarket all the time.

                          IT also smells horrible.

                          Durians.
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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Edify View Post
                            IT also smells horrible.

                            Durians.
                            Yeah, they're banned for their smell in lots of public places in southeast Asia. They taste amazing though.

                            Last edited by Blocks; 09-21-2009, 02:48 AM. Reason: Added image.

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                            • #59
                              a knife opens pineapples, a poor bali street kid opens durians. Problem solved, i see no challenge for Lychees or Pomegranates.
                              Last edited by Fluffz; 09-21-2009, 05:33 AM.

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                              • #60
                                I hate pineapples, I once was on vacation in Indonesia and we bought some. I only ate a bit but since then I dislike them.

                                I only like it on pizza.




                                Oh and I really hate pinapples.

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