the rise and fall of ilyaz and the spiders from mars

[Vatican Assassin]

epi ain't getting invited into the sucka-free-playaz-club, comin' round here with that attitude

If you take all the veteran forum users to an invite-only sub-forum then you can kiss gen. discussions goodbye. The temptation to be part of something unique and exclusive is great, but the possibility to further damage a shrinking community is greater. This game's all about democracy baby, yaaa. Let's address the issues and make our forum better. Okay, there are none. Moving on.

1. I was reading the Forbes Magazine and Ron Paul was saying the Great Depression will begin in 2010 and its time to buy some gunz.

2. In like 2 days or what Ilyaz will be reunited with his friends and they will talk about how horrible it was without him and how much forums suck and are tyrannically owned. Nothing will happen.

[PH]

If you take all the veteran forum users to an invite-only sub-forum then you can kiss gen. discussions goodbye.

i fail to see a negative angle in this plan

[Benno]

you're focusing on one tree within the entire forest, i'm not talking about a circle jerk porn appreciation club.

no? bawwwwww

[Nickname]

in this forum can we discuss our genital herpes? Because PH really wants to discuss his genital herpes.

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in this forum can we discuss our genital herpes? Because PH really wants to discuss his genital herpes.

Sure why not...in fact I saw an ad on TV for a scrip that gives you the dozens of negative side effects if taken and it said not to use if you have Herpes in your eyes...WTF?

[Jason]

how about the commercials for that eye lash lengthening shit where it talks about "possible brown iris pigmentation" as a side-effect?

want luscious lashes? no problem! (but you'll have to deal with shit brown eyes too)

[Jason]

just realized i sort of have shit brown eyes :[

officially they're hazel, but that's just a euphemism

[Galleleo]

I absolutely loved commercials for meds in the US when I was there. They spent 10 seconds saying how awesome the med is, and 20 seconds telling you in how many ways it can fuck you up.

Like they had this one asthma drug that was frikken awesome!! (oh, yes but this drug has been known to cause asthma related deaths) I mean, that's just comedy gold right there, advertising a drug that is supposed to help you with your asthma, but at the same time it helps your asthma with the little problem that's you!

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Viagra & Cialis

In the event you have an erection for over 4 hours, consult your Doctor immediately.

[Jason]

they should just cut to the chase and start marketing viagra and cialis to college frat guys. i mean let's be honest here. there are just as many, if not more, kids taking the stuff recreationally as there are old men who actually need it.

ad could feature a guy somewhat like the old "dude, you're getting a dell" kid. and the guy could say, "dude, picture this. you. your lady. pop a pill. get crunk. 4 hours of humpty hump."

run it late night in between the girls gone wild ads.

rake in cash.

back on topic though, it doesn't sound like this sub-forum will ever really happen. i'm not surprised there isn't much popular support for it. just an idea though, ya know?

[Jerome Scuggs]

I absolutely loved commercials for meds in the US when I was there. They spent 10 seconds saying how awesome the med is, and 20 seconds telling you in how many ways it can fuck you up.

Like they had this one asthma drug that was frikken awesome!! (oh, yes but this drug has been known to cause asthma related deaths) I mean, that's just comedy gold right there, advertising a drug that is supposed to help you with your asthma, but at the same time it helps your asthma with the little problem that's you!

yeah dude i fucking love our commercials. from sleep aids that "may cause drowsiness" to heart attack meds that "may increase the risk of cardiac arrest" to enzyte, what a brave new world