Video revisited

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I think it was Tricerasaur who posted the original, but evidently the video gets a little more love:

Fat kids make the best Jedis.

EDIT: Stupid non-linking websites. Click on the "special effects and lightsaber noises" link when a page opens up from the above link.

[CrvenBan]

fzz fzzz

aaw you whore, I was so gonna post same thing. TeH ReMiX. TeH Jedi ReLoaDeD. Hahhahah...fzzzzzz

[PolluX]

I used to had a teacher who claimed that Star Wars was the suckiest movie ever.
He couldn't understand why the jedis fought with lightsabers, when they lived in a high advanced society. They could ezly use the energy of the light-blade to make a supercanon of some sort.

He hated him for that.
I couldn't think of a proper awnser to proof him he was wrong.
Untill now!!

If your are reading this Van Dyck THOSE LIGHTSABERS WERE THE CEREMONICALY WAEPONS OF TEH JEDI!!!!
UP URS FAGET!

He was my teacher English.....

[ZeUs!!]

He wasnt a very good teacher judging by that post!

[PolluX]

hmmm, I totally suck in English not only in that post.

And if you were being ironic, well duuuuh that was the joke.

But if you are maximising my irony with even more irony...that's cool

[CrvenBan]

I bet he's was just being an asshole. Good work zEuS...you certanly captured the unspoken essence of a hole in the ass, you asshole. With smell and all that other shit (pUn intEnDeD).

[ZeUs!!]

I read that post, and sat there thinking of a comeback. I sat there for a little while, I even discussed with bram the best way to insult you. He wasnt too sure, and niether am I. So I went to the TWGallery for some inspiration, but that didnt work (apart from reminding me your the ringleader of the Swedish yardies, exporting meatballs from Columbia). So I consulted staff chat and this is what we came up with:
1:Ara> Zeus tykkää nuolla aasia
1:VehicLe <ZH>> crvenban smells like a wet sheep on a summer morning
1:VehicLe <ZH>> crvenban's mom is so stupid, when I said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a pot.
Inspired stuff I think you will agree. I wasnt sure what Ara said so I told him he loved fat hairy men in Finnish. Next I asked british chat for help, unfortunately I dont think they quite got it:
2: Decanus> CRVENBAN DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Eek's basing chat was more forthcoming:
6:brookus> crvenban looks like zeus.
6:Raspi> crvenban is rejected by mormons -_-
6:Raspi> hahaha!
6:Raspi> HAHA!
6:Raspi> they never reject anyone
RR's chat had a good attempt:
9:Phrenitis> crvenban sucks
9:Mobey> Crvenban dick head
9:Maize> crvenban is shitban
9:PredatoR_FNM> crvenban has so big ears that he can hear when they landed moon
Maybe taking it a little too seriously
9:Mobey> The species Crvenban will be exstinct because of its suckiness.
9:PredatoR_FNM> ok not proper english
Meanwhile eek's and raspi were still debating the finer points of mormon society:
6:Eeks> they rejected me
6:Raspi> lies
6:Raspi> you just didnt want to
6:Eeks> i was in a school with all mormons
6:Eeks> and i wasn't
6:Raspi> haha
?go base joined in the fun:
ckpoon> crv sucks his own prickle
Mobey> Crvenban tities are smaller than rma's
TheSerpent> Crvenban has man breasts
Switch!> Crven<ZeUs



Crvenban is out, 0 win 10 losses
gg.

[Facetious]

CrvenBan is cooler than you.

[ZeUs!!]

Crvenban is my hero, I just surpress my feelings.

[CrvenBan]

heheh....I see you started to rally ppl against me....fucker. I could own you ez now, but Face already did it for me, so I'll just sit back, relax and enjoy my commercial soft drink.

[ZeUs!!]

Haha, crvs going down! Perhaps I should get some kind of CrvenBan Vs World dm going

[Zerzera]

Originally posted by PolluX
I used to had a teacher who claimed that Star Wars was the suckiest movie ever.
He couldn't understand why the jedis fought with lightsabers, when they lived in a high advanced society. They could ezly use the energy of the light-blade to make a supercanon of some sort.

That teacher sounds alot of those sad star trek fans (the lowest on the foochain calling themselves Trekkies and wear the uniforms in reallife!) that have endless conversations how Star Trek would own Star Wars (as EX: They would beem captain pointy ear into their ship and shoot them all with their thingygun)

That teacher is stupid since even Luke Skywalker as newbie learned to repel enemy laser guns with that glowstick blindfolded in one lesson....

[Noah]

hahaha, good thread, and good job Zeus