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  • #76
    It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

    They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

    "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
    "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

    The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

    "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

    A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

    Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as

    a precautionary measure,
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #77
      It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

      They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

      "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
      "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

      The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

      "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

      A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

      Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure,

      reached into his
      4:BigKing> xD
      4:Best> i'm leaving chat
      4:BigKing> what did i do???
      4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
      4:BigKing> ???? why though
      4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
      4:BigKing> xD

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      • #78
        It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

        They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

        "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
        "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

        The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

        "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

        A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

        Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his

        bag of tricks
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #79
          It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

          They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

          "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
          "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

          The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

          "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

          A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

          Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks

          and something bit...
          There once was a man from Nantucket.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Adman View Post
            It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

            They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

            "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
            "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

            The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

            "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

            A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

            Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks

            and something bit...
            his one-eyed snake.

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            • #81
              . "Egads !" shouted John
              4:BigKing> xD
              4:Best> i'm leaving chat
              4:BigKing> what did i do???
              4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
              4:BigKing> ???? why though
              4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
              4:BigKing> xD

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              • #82
                It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

                Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John,

                a man-eating tomatoe
                sigpic
                All good things must come to an end.

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                • #83
                  edit: nevermind im retardeded
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #84
                    Roll with it boys!

                    It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                    They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                    "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                    "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                    The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                    "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                    A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

                    Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John,

                    a man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded.

                    Then a manatee
                    4:BigKing> xD
                    4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                    4:BigKing> what did i do???
                    4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                    4:BigKing> ???? why though
                    4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                    4:BigKing> xD

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                    • #85
                      just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                      They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                      "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                      "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                      The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                      "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                      A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

                      Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John,

                      a man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded.

                      Then a manatee

                      Swam up to
                      There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                      • #86
                        just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                        They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                        "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                        "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                        The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                        "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                        A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

                        Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John,

                        a man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded.

                        Then a manatee swam up to

                        detective John's side
                        jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                        • #87
                          just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                          They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                          "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                          "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                          The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                          "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                          A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

                          Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John,

                          a man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded.

                          Then a manatee swam up to

                          detective John's side.

                          "Those some nice...
                          There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                          • #88
                            just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                            They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                            "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                            "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                            The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                            "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                            A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

                            Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

                            a man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded.

                            Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

                            "Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging
                            jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                            • #89
                              just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                              They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                              "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                              "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                              The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                              "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                              A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

                              Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

                              a man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded.

                              Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

                              "Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging

                              off your flipper.
                              Pandagirl!

                              (ph)>12 is just right

                              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                              1:Chao <ER>> at all
                              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                              Chao <ER> - hero

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                              • #90
                                It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                                They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                                "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
                                "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                                The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

                                "I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

                                A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained. Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

                                A man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded. Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

                                "Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging off your flipper."

                                He launched torpedoes
                                thread killer

                                Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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