let's tell a story

[L1 TW]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained. Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

A man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded. Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

"Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging off your flipper."

He launched torpedoes

In west Philadelphia

[gran guerrero]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained. Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

A man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded. Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

"Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging off your flipper." He launched torpedoes In west Philadelphia

where three tomatoes

[Ganon-Knight]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained. Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

A man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded. Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

"Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging off your flipper." He launched torpedoes In west Philadelphia

where three tomatoes, born and raised

[LaG KiLLeR]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained. Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

A man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded. Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

"Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging off your flipper." He launched torpedoes In west Philadelphia

where three tomatoes, born and raised, exploded. THE END.

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New story:

Three Asian folks

[Crescent Seal]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained. Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where detective John took ecstacy, and as a precautionary measure, reached into his bag of tricks and something bit his one-eyed snake.. "Egads !" shouted John.

A man-eating tomatoe nevermind im retardeded. Then a manatee swam up to detective John's side.

"Those some nice shiny cuffs hanging off your flipper." He launched torpedoes In west Philadelphia

where three tomatoes, born and raised, exploded. THE END.

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New story:

Three Asian folks

died; continuing otherSTORY(one word gg)

[gran guerrero]

this story's ruined

[Summa]

man some people sure know how to ruin a joke.

[Jason]

yeah this thread is dead.

i think i'm going to try out my idea of setting out with a theme in a new thread in the hopes that it will keep people at least somewhat on track. i'm not holding out high hopes though. certain folks always want to get way too off the wall or just plain stupid with their replies.

was also thinking in addition to the theme idea, maybe we could tell the story with pictures. you write your 3-5 words (haven't decided on the number yet) as a caption to a pic. you'd still be trying to continue the story from where the poster prior to you has left off.

[Summa]

can we make it so there is nothing about tomatoes? that shit is old and worn out....stop kicking the dying cow

[gran guerrero]

You guys think I'm joking

I really hate tomatoes

[paradise!]

You guys think I'm joking I really hate tomatoes.

But if tomatoes

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

You guys think I'm joking I really hate tomatoes.

But if tomatoes

Really were that

[gran guerrero]

this shit is dead, give it up

[paradise!]

this shit is dead, give it up.

Suddenly, a giant

[Squeezer]

that's twice ive posted in this thread by accident