—George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000
hahahaha YES
"To all of the racist white folks in America that hate black folks and to all of the black folks in America that hate themselves: the infamous words of my famous legendary brother, Matt Turner, 'Y'all kiss my black ass.' Let's do it."
—Brian Roberson, executed in Texas on Aug. 9, 2000
"Please tell the media, I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know."
—Thomas Grasso, executed in Oklahoma on March 20, 1995
"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back."
—Aileen Wuornos, executed in Florida on October 9, 1992
i am legitimately scared
Aileen Carol Wuornos (February 29, 1956 – October 9, 2002) was an American serial killer who killed seven men in Florida between 1989 and 1990, claiming they raped or attempted to rape her while she was working as a prostitute
"For those who oppose the death penalty and want to see it end, our best bet is to vote for Barack Obama because his supporters have been working behind the scenes to end this practice."
Also, I have to be careful now, because my boss found out about my writeup, the fact that I got out of another writeup by sweet talking the RA, and the fact that I stole a bunch of shit from the offices. Must control my alcoholism tomorrow, that is, if I don't get fired at my meeting at 10. Otherwise, I'll deliver.
Well, I didn't get fired I have to read a book about binge drinking and write an essay about what I learned. I'll take it.
someone new needs to get executed in texas and say something funny asap
or pandagirl needs to get drunk, i guess
At work right now, sorry
Also, I have to be careful now, because my boss found out about my writeup, the fact that I got out of another writeup by sweet talking the RA, and the fact that I stole a bunch of shit from the offices. Must control my alcoholism tomorrow, that is, if I don't get fired at my meeting at 10. Otherwise, I'll deliver.
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