jeenyuss

[soup]

why you being so mean to us Ilya

[Jason]

he's having a shitty day

zing!

[Ilya]

haven't dropped a dookie since friday morning

the poop train is back in the station and all is well

also, this is xog's official notice to never give any kind of bowel-related advice.

[lilwade]

Yay and for the best poop mix hot cheetos with pizzas and Dr pepper its like the best sigh of relief

[Ilya]

musashi and i need help with this image

- what is that thing glittering in the bottom right corner?
- the 2 bowls next to the female.. one has cream in it, but what is in the other?
- why is the guy holding her foot so fiercely?
- is he fisting her?
- what is going on with the white stain on her leg

you all sucked at fixing my poop problems so here is your chance to redeem yourself

[Ilya]

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[gran guerrero]

musashi and i need help with this image

- what is that thing glittering in the bottom right corner?
- the 2 bowls next to the female.. one has cream in it, but what is in the other?
- why is the guy holding her foot so fiercely?
- is he fisting her?
- what is going on with the white stain on her leg

you all sucked at fixing my poop problems so here is your chance to redeem yourself

- It seems to be coming from the champagne bottle, so it could be crystal or some sort of pixie ejaculation
- It looks like some sort of fruit, I want to say pomegranate
- Obviously he loves her, notice the liquid substance is seeping through his fingers with that hand
- Judging by the cream in the bowl, on his hand and her leg, it's obvious he must of been covering those fruit in the cream and jamming it as far as he can up her nubian woo-woo.
- What I said above, or the male came too soon

hope that brought some perspective

[Ilya]

did you guys see lil wayne at the grammys last night? so sick. it almost made the entire shitshow worth it.

seriously though that might've been the worst awards show i've ever seen. the michael jackson 3D tribute? what?

but lil wayne. oh man. not even tarantino spazzing out or the censors being trigger happy could ruin the best rapper alive. FREE LIL WAYNE

[Ilya]

i will admit, though, that Paris Jackson is developing quite nicely

[Galleleo]

I don't know, that dress that Lady Gaga wore seemed to elicit some war between her vaginal lips.

Edit: Goddamn that censoring shit is really annoying, I am so glad we don't have to deal with that over here, I would never watch again.

[Jeenyuss]

ilya i'm deeply sorry it took me so long to respond i hope your train back on the tracks or at least it didn't hit a penny and kill millions. looking at your diet i'd say spank the shit out of those beans i'm not sure how they usually sit with you but beans always fuck me up. the extra fiber does the same for me but i donno. if you're regularly constip8ed i'd say try some kashi cereal or some high fiber shit in the morning but don't have too much. try a small bowl first and see if the trains are on time and if they are keep it up, slowly introduce that stuff into your diet.

if your stomach is still upset stick with the oatmeal. maybe also try apple sauce that shit is delicious.

[Jeenyuss]

kanye wasn't invited to the grammy's what was that all about hey

[Jeenyuss]

i can't for the life of me think of any reason why he wouldn't be invited i mean the guy has won 3 of them already conan o'brien hasn't even won a single one but he was probably invited

[Jeenyuss]

jerk off, then decide.

wait this is my 5000th post so i'm just going to post some more youtubes to commemorate. maybe that carrotvag picture if i can find it.

[Jeenyuss]

glory be



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