my friends got ocd and i'm going to be living with him for a week what should i do

[Jeenyuss]

here's what i've come up with so far:

leave all the cupboard doors open
put a note on the fridge that says "regan, we need milk" even if we have like a full 4l bag of milk already
wear a hawaiian shirt

i need your help

[Pandagirl!]

Leave all the blinds closed. My roommate does this to me and I hate it.

[Jason]

unstraighten everything

pictures on the wall
a book on a table
magnet on the fridge

kick up the corner of a rug

if you notice objects grouped in certain numbers (even numbers or groups of threes, whatever) fuck up the grouping

stutter

wear mismatched socks

casually mention how you were reading this article that discussed the importance of brushing your teeth in a counter-clockwise motion so as to best get all the plaque

oh man, i could go on forever

[Nockm]

OCD about what? :P

[Pressure Drop]

you have bag's of milk ??

your culture is strange to me

[paradise!]

explain the cupboard door open phenomenom

put a dead rat on his bed and tell him you just went out for a hunt, and if he would mind if you BBQ'd it on the stove.

while you bbq it, be sure to waft the smell towards his room. if you've got any kind of empty pot nearby, bang it and say dinners ready. If he asks any questions, ask him why is he asking so many questions, and then ask him a question back (give em the stink eye too)

[Zeebu]

apparently ocd is related to the flu bacteria

[gran guerrero]

I have a lil OCD like I hate nearly closed/opened doors so I either leave it completely closed or opened


My friend has a mini fridge filled with drinks (beer, soda, fiji water) by his desk and we were all in his room smoking out of his volcano vaporizer discussing the funny shit OCD ppl have to go thru just to be "comfortable" and one of the girls in the room had major OCD and she hated it because she cant help herself fix shit just to feel fine. My friend who was grabbing a beer decided that he would place some of the canned drinks on their bellies rather than right up, then closed the door.

She knew what he was doing and didn't move refusing to fix it, we continued to smoke. Then about a minute later she sighed, got up and moved toward the fridge and put the drinks right side up to all our amusement.

[paradise!]

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virus attacked bacteria, you're right!

',.qq'''

[Jeenyuss]

explain the cupboard door open phenomenom

put a dead rat on his bed and tell him you just went out for a hunt, and if he would mind if you BBQ'd it on the stove.

while you bbq it, be sure to waft the smell towards his room. if you've got any kind of empty pot nearby, bang it and say dinners ready. If he asks any questions, ask him why is he asking so many questions, and then ask him a question back (give em the stink eye too)

i don't know if i want to do this, cause if i did then i wouldn't want to be doing it.

i'm going to substitute dead rat for big mac and i'll just leave him big macs as gifts all over the house

[gran guerrero]

get the big mac wrap

[gran guerrero]

then rap about it

[gran guerrero]

like scat man

[Jason]

i have ocd about centering things, i.e. if there's only one object on a table it must be perfectly centered. if there is more than one object, the objects must be equa-distant from each other and centered relative to each other.

and my worse bit of ocd:

i can't handle the volume of anything to be set at an odd number, except for odd numbers ending in 5. if there is a numerical volume readout (i.e. on a tv) it can only end in 0, 2, 5 or 8. so you can do something like 30, 32, 35, 38 and 40. i don't like 34 and 36 since they're off center an odd amount from 35.

call me crazy (which i most certainly am) but that's how it is!

[Crescent Seal]

i have ocd about centering things, i.e. if there's only one object on a table it must be perfectly centered. if there is more than one object, the objects must be equa-distant from each other and centered relative to each other.

and my worse bit of ocd:

i can't handle the volume of anything to be set at an odd number, except for odd numbers ending in 5. if there is a numerical volume readout (i.e. on a tv) it can only end in 0, 2, 5 or 8. so you can do something like 30, 32, 35, 38 and 40. i don't like 34 and 36 since they're off center an odd amount from 35.

call me crazy (which i most certainly am) but that's how it is!

y u scaring me?