my friends got ocd and i'm going to be living with him for a week what should i do

[gran guerrero]

panda u should make a thread about your relationships small and big

it would be like confessions of an english call girl but instead the title would be:
No big deal here, just little ole me

no that was lame

we need to -BRAINSTORM-

[brookus]

Spill a bag of M&Ms or Skittles on the floor/table.

llater,
Tony

[TagMor]

wash dishes in the bathtub.

[Galleleo]

I set my alarm on before i fall a sleep, my phone even tells me "Time remaining until alarm: 6 hours 37 minutes". Then I put my phone on the table and get comfortable. Even before one minute has passed, I check the phone to see if the alarm is on or not, even though I know it is. I always have to check it twice for some fucking reason.

I do the same thing, sometimes even for a 3rd time. Same when I leave the house I always check if I have my keys with me, before I open the door, then when I opened the door and then usually once more right before I close the door.

[Squeezer]

explain the cupboard door open phenomenom

put a dead rat on his bed and tell him you just went out for a hunt, and if he would mind if you BBQ'd it on the stove.

...you find dead rats?

while you bbq it

...you cook them?

[Jason]

i do the same thing with my alarm, da1. except i ritually check mine three times.

i also always wash my hands three times whenever i use a public bathroom, but only if it's a public bathroom. if it's a bathroom at my place or a friend's place or whatever, then i'm fine with one wash.

i'm obsessed with my glasses being straight on my face, to the point where my girlfriend will flip the fuck out on me if i ask her if they're straight. i've done it so much that she just can't stand it anymore.

silverware always has to be going the same way in the drawer, and that goes for anything really. if you had a row of pencils on a desk, they'd all have to be going the same way.

i used to have so much trouble with bipolar disorder and was on all sorts of meds. then i quit all the meds cold turkey and i think my way of dealing with the illness now is that i channel all of my negative thoughts/energy into OCD. traded one type of crazy for another!

[paradise!]

...you find dead rats?



...you cook them?

nope! but his friend should!

p.s. i wouldnt have the heart to kill a rat. Think of Master Splinter from teenage mutant ninja turtles and his wise prophetic riddles, i'd be killing that.

don't want that on my conscience bro.

[Zeebu]

why would an ocd person want to cook a rat?

[genocidal]

i wouldnt have the heart to kill a rat.

Soft.

[Cops]

i can't take a shit without first putting toilet paper around the bowl, it doesnt matter if only one or two people use the toilet. i could have diarrhea and be in pain but i still have to put paper around the rim. there's a way i have to do this or i cant go, 2 layers about 3 squares long for each side of the bowl. i make the sides first then cross at the top and bottom to make a square. if it's done in any other fashion i have to fix the square and make sure that it looks fine before i sit down. if there's piss on the seat and i realize after i put the paper down i have to start again.

[genocidal]

i can't take a shit without first putting toilet paper around the bowl, it doesnt matter if only one or two people use the toilet. i could have diarrhea and be in pain but i still have to put paper around the rim. there's a way i have to do this or i cant go, 2 layers about 3 squares long for each side of the bowl. i make the sides first then cross at the top and bottom to make a square. if it's done in any other fashion i have to fix the square and make sure that it looks fine before i sit down. if there's piss on the seat and i realize after i put the paper down i have to start again.

Wow, really soft. So you do this to your own shitter as well? What did your parents do to you?

[Ilya]

i've had a crumpled up piece of paper for the last 2 years that i take with me whenever i have to do something important. there have been a few close occasions where i almost lost it and freaked out. sometimes i wanna find out what it is but i'm worried to unravel it because it'll lose its powers. i think its a receipt. have a special box i keep it in when not in use.

also i have a pencil that i use 95% of the time for the past 5 years. i waste a lot of money buying lead and eraser refills.

i always set 2 alarms, 1 minute apart

[Ilya]

when i think something bad about someone in my head, i always apologize in my head

it's virtually impossible for me to fall asleep before jacking off first.. even if i'm dead tired. it's at the point now where i'm not even horny at night but there's no point in trying to fall asleep because i know i won't be able to until after i do the deed. i only get like 2 or 3 hours of sleep at sleep overs or when i'm in bed with a non-bangable broad

[Pandagirl!]

i always set 2 alarms, 1 minute apart

3 alarms, one minute apart, and then a fourth alarm 7 minutes after the first 3. Although this is partially because if I'm late to work I lose my job, so I'm kind of paranoid.

[Zeebu]

alarm on phone alarm clock beside bed alarm clock on dresser alarm clock in bathroom the tv comes on when i set its alarm the radio starts blaring like an alarm i set the oven alarm i push my car alarm i set my phone alarm my neighbors alarm starts i set another alarm in the living room cause i sleepwalk i wear an alarm around my neck so i cant sleepwalk away from an alarm one of those alarm clocks that roll around and yell at you i set my phone alarm titties in a box