3 alarms, one minute apart, and then a fourth alarm 7 minutes after the first 3. Although this is partially because if I'm late to work I lose my job, so I'm kind of paranoid.
Haha, I do the same thing. And for the same reason. I know how you feel
when i think something bad about someone in my head, i always apologize in my head
it's virtually impossible for me to fall asleep before jacking off first.. even if i'm dead tired. it's at the point now where i'm not even horny at night but there's no point in trying to fall asleep because i know i won't be able to until after i do the deed. i only get like 2 or 3 hours of sleep at sleep overs or when i'm in bed with a non-bangable broad
i can't take a shit without first putting toilet paper around the bowl, it doesnt matter if only one or two people use the toilet. i could have diarrhea and be in pain but i still have to put paper around the rim. there's a way i have to do this or i cant go, 2 layers about 3 squares long for each side of the bowl. i make the sides first then cross at the top and bottom to make a square. if it's done in any other fashion i have to fix the square and make sure that it looks fine before i sit down. if there's piss on the seat and i realize after i put the paper down i have to start again.
You need to learn 'the squat'... I don't even bother sitting in public toilets anymore, just hover above it. Just make sure there's some paper in the bowl though to prevent the dreaded splashback.
I unconsciously draw this symbol with my index finger over and over, often on the palm of my opposite hand. Sometimes I subtly clench my mouth insync with my symbol drawing.. clench left side of teeth when i draw the left side of symbol, clench right side of teeth when I draw the right side of the symbol, and clench all my teeth when I draw the top portion.
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