Can you beat the best Mythril Big Nose jokes pub has to offer?

[Mobey]

you're still wider than the fucking door

/thread

[Azada]

I don't get what is so "funny" about this thread...

[Xog]

xog you can troll this forum as much as you want, you're still wider than the fucking door

I'm 6'3 and played football when i was in highschool from 9th to 12th grade, most of that is just my build, i only weigh 210, and for someone who's got muscle, that's not a lot of fat.

I don't see what part of me is wider than the door except my legs, which I had a pack of smokes in my left pocket, and my work cell phone in my right pocket. if you didn't know that's in the bathroom here at work, and those doors are pretty small. Don't know how your comment about being wider than a door that's half the size of a regular door is any type of dis. Perhaps your nose does your thinking for you.

[Galleleo]

Could have just said that his nose is wider than the door too

[Exalt]

my gf would be jealous at how much l1tw and display obsess and fantasize over my appearance. I never thought audrey trying to flirt with me on twgallery would create such a phenomenon. The sad story is, big nose or not, i look better than most of the people trying to joke about my half-filipino nose. I wasn't mad until i looked on gallery and saw the people who were following me around making the jokes:


Whatever makes you ugly faggots feel better about yourselves. I genuinely feel bad for you

get em myth get em

[Audrey]

Yo i'm looking at that picture of yours Xog with a microscope and i still havent found the muscles you're talking about...

[Mythril]

I'm 6'3 and played football when i was in highschool from 9th to 12th grade, most of that is just my build, i only weigh 210, and for someone who's got muscle, that's not a lot of fat.

I don't see what part of me is wider than the door except my legs, which I had a pack of smokes in my left pocket, and my work cell phone in my right pocket. if you didn't know that's in the bathroom here at work, and those doors are pretty small. Don't know how your comment about being wider than a door that's half the size of a regular door is any type of dis. Perhaps your nose does your thinking for you.

Wow, this is exactly why I hate most fat people. Just by looking at your face alone, anybody can tell you're considerably overweight and by looking at your shoulders anyone can tell that you're not even close to being muscular. Why are you in such denial? You honestly think you're in good shape? I notice you use mirrors to take pics of yourself, why not use a mirror to realize how fucking fat you are?

[Xog]

I don't get what is so "funny" about this thread...

Look at that face, ur nose is so big its stretching the skin on ur face so tight u can hardly smile

[Crescent Seal]

yo this is getting pretty old, lay off mythril he gr8 wb n person irl

[Barton]

loooooooooooooooooooooool that hips/shoulders ratio! Owned!

And I fully support Mythril. The most goofy geeks are talking about Mythril, while he's mad cute and gets more pussy than you'd be able to get if hookers would cost only $1.
I suppose you're just all jealous that he didn't have to pay someone to lose his virginity.

agreed!

u ugly fucks are just jealous that he gets more pussy then u guys..

[royCE]

yo xog, howd u fit ur hips into this thread?

[Zazu]

LOL !
Yo, seriously now... How can Xog talk about muscles? Do you even know what muscles are ?? Gonna help you..

Muscle (from Latin musculus, diminutive of mus "mouse"[1]) is the contractile tissue of animals and is derived from the mesodermal layer of embryonic germ cells. Muscle cells contain contractile filaments that move past each other and change the size of the cell. They are classified as skeletal, cardiac, or smooth muscles. Their function is to produce force and cause motion.

I don't see any muscles in your body. Just huge hips.. Pretty sure the only thing you did for the football team was bringing them water... Waterboy Xog. That doesn't count though...

See any similarities?

[Azada]

Hips perfect for transporting water

[Twenty Four]

This was a pretty funny thread until the end. I laughed my ass off.

Sucks for Mythril to be picked on so much, but he seems to take it pretty well which is cool.
The "Mad Cute" thing was disturbing.
lol @ xog, period.

I looked on Google to see if these jokes were original, and they seem to be. We have some pretty funny fuckers in TW.

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[Exalt]

Yo i'm looking at that picture of yours Xog with a microscope and i still havent found the muscles you're talking about...

lolol

this thread is awesome... I don't really notice myth's big nose... it's wide but not big, not like he's jewish

but anyway, switching to xog made it even better, although I'm gonna refrain from hurting anyone's feelings here... I think audrey did it well enough lol