Its 8am and im sitting on a bus....

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

I got wifi on this bus, going to be 3 hours , going to be heading home, to sleep in my own bed, without my gf stupid LD relationship. Only 6 more weeks till shes home!

Someone entertain me..

I get 300ms lag on the bus, cant really play TW (Bus > Dald) lol

[Bioture]

maybe internet chat with your girlfriend. Or i can pretend to be her. your choice.

[paradise!]

i also can have boobies if needed.

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Both are acceptable!

[Ilya]

cut a dude's head off

spin it round your head like a helicopter

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Rofl, I live in saskatchean... this is where that beheading happened on the greyhound lol... Besides there is only 2 older ladies on the bus. (not counting the driver) One is going to stoon to see her aunts 100th bday and the other is going to see her daughter... They insist on talking to me lol. I am being polite however.

[Zeebu]

cut a dude's head off

spin it round your head like a helicopter

then you gotta eat a little. just a bit. just the tip.


start playing porn on your computer and keep on talking politely to the old ladies. start the volume very low and slowly raise it