Why did Diana cross the road?

[ZeUs!!]

She wasn't wearing a seat belt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV6fpSnkh0

[gran guerrero]

is this like whose line is it anyway?

[Ilya]

zeus thats fucking inappropriate you bitch

zeus i motorboated some huge boobs tonight it was like ) ) )

zeus do you want a postcard from the holy land limited time offer

[Ilya]

zeus what are you wearing

[ZeUs!!]

hey Ilya

I'm wearing a tshirt I got for my birthday on Friday and some Mr Men pants that say 'perfect boyfriend' written on them in what's supposed to look like blood. Also wearing jeans. Will soon change into my Real Madrid shirt as if Spain win and Villa finishes top scorer I win £75

Sam and/or Ashley?

[Ilya]

i can't believe you remember sam and ashlie. it took me a good 30 seconds to figure out what you were talking about. i haven't seen either in ages though i visit ashlie's facebook at least 3 times a day. amazing fake mammary glands on that one. sam is zzzzz

oh happy birthday ole chum