post here when something happens that spoils your day

[Jason]

accidentally left my car window open last night (because i'm stupid) and it's been raining all morning, so my seat was soaked and i had to ride all the day into work in the wetness and now i have a soggy ass and my co-workers are all cracking "oh did you pee yourself?" jokes.

day officially spoiled!

[Indirect-1]

seriously....im at home!

Yesterday i woke up and went out to my car, which was parked on the road in front of my house, and there was a parking ticket on the windshield.......wtf >.<

[Ilya]

Dr. Laura Schlessinger

[Lizard Fuel]

Last night I was having sex with a new girl Ive been seeing for the first time. About 10 minutes in she asked me what day of the week it was. When I answered she said "Oh shit! Cash Cab is on tv!!"... I got cockblocked by the discovery channel.

[Vys]

Last night I was having sex with a new girl Ive been seeing for the first time. About 10 minutes in she asked me what day of the week it was. When I answered she said "Oh shit! Cash Cab is on tv!!"... I got cockblocked by the discovery channel.

You must be pretty bad in bed for a girl to ask what day of the week it is and stops having sex to watch the discovery channel

[Jason]

cash cab's not a bad show but the host is kind of annoying

[Exotic]

man someone stole my flip flops yesterday

[Ilya]

man someone stole my flip flops yesterday

this is my worst fear when i go to the beach.. i always carry everything with me when i go for walks. i dont understand how people don't get robbed more often at the beach

but listen

so my rainbows are like 7 years old and hella fucked up and i finally decided to get some new ones so i went to the Flop Flop Shop at the outlet mall the other day and guess what they don't sell rainbows

!?!?!?1?!?

[Exotic]

hey so i'm trying to find this website that is about a black guy who is in the military and he's one of the toughest people in the world, trains a whole lot and only sleeps a couple hours a night. does anyone have a slight clue what his name is?

[Ilya]

it's me, ilya z

[Exotic]

keep me in your heart for a while

[Lizard Fuel]

hey so i'm trying to find this website that is about a black guy who is in the military and he's one of the toughest people in the world, trains a whole lot and only sleeps a couple hours a night. does anyone have a slight clue what his name is?

Kimbo Slice.

[soup]

i fuk him up irl

[PH]

cash cab's not a bad show but the host is kind of annoying

overall his sense of humor is pretty solid but when he triggers a RED LIGHT CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE it makes me want to trigger a NINE IRON TO HIS CRANIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

[D1st0rt]

make sure you don't ground your club though

or use an illegal wedge