UFO sitting above your city

[Xog]

OK, so a UFO zooms and just STOPS right above your city for everyone to see. It is displaying a green light underneath the craft.

What is your first reaction and thought?
How do you predict your state would react, and then the government? What do you think would happen?

[Vatican Assassin]

Didn't you see Independence day? first, there will be a bunch of fender benders, one cops car gets t-boned in middle of intersection and HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE. black kids in Harlem will stop playing basketball and look up wondering if this means their lives now have meanings (they don't). A Jew in a news room will see pattern while everyone else panics, and he will ride a bike while others sit in traffic. the first lady will decide to get into a helicopter (too late, serves you right, had to give one more speech before alien death ray, really??) whores will go onto top of buildings so they can see the death ray in full form. wannabe NASA pilot will wonder if maybe this will be his big shot to get into space finally. best place to be is in a tunnel with boomer your yellow lab, make sure he jumps in the janitors room just as flames lick his tail. one douche bag will stay up in his office filing papers and barely glance up as his building explodes, world is ending and this guy still filing papers. mostly you should sit in traffic in the heart if your city honking your horn like its just a bad traffic jam and when the death ray comes you should get out of car, curse, and run 15 feet before a fire engine lands on you and you get vaporized.

[Cornelius]

Jesus coming back

OK, so you look at the sky and then theres something going down slowly. When you notice, its Jesus coming from the sky.

What is your first reaction and thought?
How do you predict your state would react, and then the government? What do you think would happen?

[Vatican Assassin]

I would think to myself, "Hey, the government finally perfected holographic projection and is trying to fake us into believing in a new messiah, who's got some pot?"

[Ilya]

jerk off, eat, repeat

[Vatican Assassin]

not enough time for that gotta multitask just don;t eat hot dog or you might get stressed out and confused and end up with half a mustard cock

[apt]

rofl @ vat.

[Squeezer]

OK, so you look at the sky and then theres something going down slowly. When you notice, its Jesus coming from the sky.

What is your first reaction and thought?
How do you predict your state would react, and then the government? What do you think would happen?

I'd grab my shit and prepare for the rest of the zombies to come.

Though I'm not sure why they'd be coming out of the sky. The ground would be more likely.

[Pressure Drop]

probably think
"T0ne would be loving this"

[gran guerrero]

yeah I would immediately check out the forums to see if t0ne posted something or not