For funsies
I woke up at 11:30 with a pounding headache and a stomach in turmoil. Turn to page 4 to puke and go back to sleep, turn to page 5 to self medicate.
Page 4: Puke and go back to sleep
Page 5: Drink 4 or 5 enormous glasses of ice water with lemon and ginger, one beer, eat leftover mexican food from 3 days ago in the fridge, have a nice long smoke while watching 4 innings of the yankees game, go get some fresh air and disc golf 18 holes, drink 3 more beers. Feel great.
edit: ice cold water with fresh cucumber slices is also acceptable, and delicious.
I woke up at 11:30 with a pounding headache and a stomach in turmoil. Turn to page 4 to puke and go back to sleep, turn to page 5 to self medicate.
Page 4: Puke and go back to sleep
Page 5: Drink 4 or 5 enormous glasses of ice water with lemon and ginger, one beer, eat leftover mexican food from 3 days ago in the fridge, have a nice long smoke while watching 4 innings of the yankees game, go get some fresh air and disc golf 18 holes, drink 3 more beers. Feel great.
edit: ice cold water with fresh cucumber slices is also acceptable, and delicious.
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