Most hardcore thing you have ever done?

[Bioture]

Well it depends on the definition of hardcore.

If we're talking illegal, then I guess the most hardcore thing I've done is take about 12 grand out of circuit city while in college. It was a full blown business almost, had two guys working there as a cashier, three people on rotation who would go in and take stuff to the cashier (and not paying for it), and one guy working at the ups who would ship the items (also for free, and express delivery too!) We had an ebay store and dealt a few things locally.

If we're talking extremity of circumstance, I was arrested in China for being in a house church. Was tied up and taken into an interrogation room, interrogated, got punched in the face a few times, and just short of being pistol whipped and tortured, I was ordered to be released because they found out I was American. Lasted about 4 hours. Never saw anyone else from that house church ever again. I was told not to report this to the american embassy.

If we're talking sex, yeah I've anal'd.

[Dealt]

I unf'd an 18 year old a few weeks back, I am 25. uNF.

His girlfriend starts crying and clutching him and screaming at us to stop. We casually turn and walk away without speaking a word. I've never seen either of them since.

Felt like a man at the time but now I'm kind of ashamed. I should have just called the cops.

serves him right, can't believe the girl took his side all of a sudden (if you can call it like that)

[curse]

thats a nice story sqe.

[Squeezer]

The most hardcore I've ever felt:

Walking through my campus drunk and stoned out of my gourd with two friends at around 3 a.m., half-passed out and trying not to run into University Police (I was 19) As I walk through this part called Red Square I hear a guy and girl yelling at each other. It's obviously a domestic dispute. They're across the square, about 100 yards away, but in sight. It just so happened that as we walked across the area to get home, we passed within about 20 feet of them. When we reach about that distance, the guy, out of nowhere, starts wailing on the girl. Total psycho beatdown kind of thing. He knocks her to the ground and is screaming about how the bitch ruined his life or some shit and really raining blows down on her. Both my friends kept walking but I stopped and watched for a second before realizing what was going on. So I break into a trot toward them and right as I reach them, at the guy's back, he lifts his arm to hit her again. I caught him at the wrist and whirled him around. He looked very surprised to be touched and then used his other arm to push me away. I fell backwards on my butt, did a basketball slide, and then got back up ready to fight. My two friends (who are both over 6'2 and 230 lbs and came sprinting over when they saw me get pushed down) get to him before I do and punch him in the back of the head. He hits the ground and we straight up jumped his ass. I kicked him at least 7 or 8 times and my buddy, who played hockey, starts pummeling him in the face. About 30 seconds later we stopped and left him laying on the ground covered in blood. His girlfriend starts crying and clutching him and screaming at us to stop. We casually turn and walk away without speaking a word. I've never seen either of them since.

Felt like a man at the time but now I'm kind of ashamed. I should have just called the cops.

[Jerome Scuggs]

hahaha yes i love a good hockey fight

one time i was hanging out with a few of my friends, they had band practice so i came by and got everyone stoned. we drank some and played some music and then decided it was time to go see the local hockey team (louisiana hockey... they sure as hell can't skate but they compensate by being the most brutal team ever) play.

it was around this time, near halloween, so we all loaded up into my SUV and brought The Corpse:


(pictured above: my friend stafford with The Corpse)

The Corpse is a halloween dummy that also served as a beer cooler.

anyways we get to the game and it's pretty non-eventful, we're all stoned as hell watching the game with our jaws dropped, but by halftime we were pretty antsy and the people behind us were drunk. my friend phil started a fight that got us ejected pronto.

so we had to leave and i was too fucked up to drive so i grabbed shotgun while my buddy justin drove. keep in mind this was a shitty japanese SUV (an isuzu rodeo), so the lights did not automatically turn on at night (unlike chevy vehicles <3). so justin is driving and we get pulled over cuz the headlights weren't on. the cop rolls the window down and flashes his light and sees my my red eyes, 3 drunk people and what appears to be a decapitated body. he makes me get out of the car and come up with some answers to explain the situation he has stumbled across.

i don't even remember what i said but i guess it was good enough, he let us go. the hockey center is in Bossier and so it boggles my mind that we werent searched or arrested or even handcuffed. i've talked about this before, i am like the only person in the universe that does not arouse the suspicions of the bossier city police department. this situation was the worst... i mean we were all clearly intoxicated, i wasn't even driving my own car, and we had a corpse full of beer, and literally nothing happened. wtf

[Epinephrine]

Once I drank milk that was 1 day over the expiry date

[gran guerrero]

http://www.zappinternet.com/video/QuHxCakQuj/Sexo-Seguro-en-Slow-Motion-Graffity

[Stylez]

[the_paul]

Lol colorado college. Fuck running around red rocks while not on anything, that shit is hard enough. There is no way I would have done that bud thats DANGEROUS

[vaped]

Oh .... and starting a brawl at a club hockey game down in Colorado Springs when it was about 5 vs 12 was another fine alcohol motivated moment of the past. Got tired of these kids continually walking by and talking shit so I eventually just walked down to them and punched one right in the jaw. I may have got my nose almost broken by a sucker punch later on but I'm sure the guy who got kicked in the face by a steel toe boot by one of the kids on my side was having a worse night. We won the battle in the stands and on the ice. AND no one went to jail some how .... still not really sure how that happened. Fuck Colorado College.

/this thread is bringing back some fun memories

[vaped]

I've done many stupid things, some probably fall into the hardcore category but I don't remember much of those days -.-

Running around on the rocks at Red Rocks while tripping shrooms is the funnest/dumbest one I can think of anyway. At least I didn't run off the end of those (nor did my friends) that night. It was close. And driving back from there to South Denver was a fun thing too.

I know the_paul has to know what Red Rocks is like, not sure about anyone else....

[Pandagirl!]

Jerome wins the thread

[curse]

LLOL jerome good god. nice fukin stories ohhhh shit.

[Vatican Assassin]

Thought I was going to die when I saw God, but we ended up fucking instead

not sure if you can get more hardcore than fucking God