Most hardcore thing you have ever done?

[Vatican Assassin]

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[Jerome Scuggs]

many things i did when i was younger were done out of complete ignorance of the law, how am i not in jail

like forcing pavement to snort an adderal literally in the middle of a mcdonald's at 8am

like stealing this rich asshole's dad's SUV, and joyriding around 9 deep on acid from the hours of 11pm-6am, going mudding in a construction zone, wrecking into a bulldozer, and then dropping the vehicle off like nothing happened

the first time i ever drove was also in a stolen SUV, it was a fuckin 10-cylinder yukon denali, nicest vehicle i've ever driven. i was 15 and my best friend and his crazy bossier-city-girlfriend (bossier ho's are seriously psycho it must be something in the water) had jacked this SUV, i think she knew the owner so it wasnt like HARDCORE but hey, they gave me the keys and i spent 10mins figuring out that i had to use the brake to put it in drive, and then i went careening around the city in the middle of the night going at least 50+ everywhere, picking random people up. two dudes got their dick sucked under my skilled driving. there is ONE hill in shreveport, "thrill hill", at the top of it is an intersection and i literally cleared the intersection while airborne.

the first time i ever dropped acid i then drove to dallas and judged a debate tournament (imagine having to listen to an hour's worth of debates on policy and even critical arguments like Lacan, Foucault, etc... and then discuss why you voted the way you did) and got pulled over, and let go, by a dallas cop.

HOLY SHIT i dont think you guys have heard this one! pavement and his best friend are the proud owners of a bong, a sweet-ass 400 dollar ROOR bong, that has been touched by two members of the Shreveport Police Department. they stormed into this party we were having (i spent 200 on alcohol and that was just for me, pave, and 2 of his friends), and while they were holding the bong, pave's friend stevie b drunkenly looked up and said "waitaminute did you guysh have a warrants?" and the SPD just... left. walked out. it was so fucking legitimate.

[phata$$]

A 15-year-old kthx doesn't belong in this country.

[kthx]

yes, 10 years ago I was a different person, 15 --> 25. Go Figure.

[genocidal]

Me and my friends used to break into peoples cars and steal their cd players and subs. Good times.

So you used to be the kind of person you hate currently?

[kthx]

Me and my friends used to break into peoples cars and steal their cd players and subs. Good times.

[Galleleo]

Stole some candy

[fLaReD]

stole vinny's girl

[Scurvy]

stole a car. (freal)

[gran guerrero]

Smoked DMT, Licked some Acid, ate some shrooms, chugged beer and tequila, took some pain killers and weed helped bring it all together in one go for my Hippy Trip

Thought I was going to die when I saw God, but we ended up fucking instead

[phata$$]

I threw houses, airplanes, and propane tanks at an AK-47.

[paradise!]

smuggling diabetes medication from canadian pharmacies

[Squeezer]

sass-kah-toon?

[Ilya]

a few times when i was underage, i used a fake id to get into a club

but i didn't drink, don't get the wrong idea!!

hey noah

[Jerome Scuggs]

the aggravated rape & assault of your entire family