I always liked broccoli at an early age, which is strange because I hated most vegetables except the one that everyone else hated. It reminded me of trees, maybe that's where I got my fascination for smoking fine ass herb, I'm a tree loving hippy liberal faggit. Shit I just did self-reversing psychology on my ass, need to stop mixing different strains of bud!
last night i was having a cigarette after a depressing defeat at beer pong and these people were having a drunk convo and it led to this chick accusing this indian dude of being "not trustworthy". so i kinda broke in and asked "hey man, do you like broccoli?" and he didn't, which completely sealed the deal for me, dude was super untrustworthy.
it wasn't until like 20 minutes later that i realized why exactly i associated dislike of broccoli with untrustworthiness, and i felt like a huge nerd. i probably would have realized it earlier, but everyone was hammered and thought my reasoning and logic was completely sound. so congrats, i've taken this twforum thread to the streets, and the people have spoken: fuck dudes who hate broccoli.
when i think of winamp, i get a really 90's flashback. sitting at my 300mhz computer, editing maps for my zone, with winamp on. using the custom visualizers i made, listening to "butterfly" by crazy town.
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