reasons why ph is not to be trusted

[Jerome Scuggs]

#judgeph'scourtroom

ph sometimes i think i am just gonna kidnap you and duct-tape you to my back so anytime i am anywhere and anyone says anything you can be there to yell "NOT FUNNY" or "CLEVER EL OH EL". i mean it doesn't add much to conversations and it is not very funny or clever but i think being judge of all things jerome is a cute gimmick

and say what you will about chinese food, clearly you have weak anus syndrome.

[Jerome Scuggs]

broccoli is probably my favorite vegetable after courgette


ps. jerome not sure if u r being an idiot, but broccoli is quite obviously italian by origin, not saying it ain't good the way the "chinese" restaurants/take-aways use it, but wtf dude... so obviously it can be used with cheese as it's delicious in a pasta as well...

obviously you wwere sober when you read my post

figures jerome would pick one of the few things worse than broccoli to praise. I'd rather eat broken glass than eat chinese food

i was literally about to post about broken glass as well. i love broken glass. it also goes well with broccoli, especially when you deep-fry it in castor oil. broken glass is a delicacy in many places like seattle, where local legends the murder city devils wrote a song about broken glass, dedicating it to broken glass. it is called "broken glass".