database of things stuck in rectum

[Ilya]

http://databases.sun-sentinel.com/ne...1&criteria=and

i'm boarding so hard today

PT STUCK A TUBULAR OBJECT IN RECTUM WHEN CONSTIPATED THINKING HE WOULD HELP EVERYTHING MOVE. OBEJCT STAYED IN RECTUM

35YOM ACCIDENTLY CAUGHT HIS PENIS IN ZIPPER WHILE ZIPPING IT UP ON PANTS;PENIS ABRASION

PT WAS FOLLING AROUND WITH WIFE KIDS WOKE UP PRMPTING HIM TO QUICKLY PU T ON PANTS AND IN HIS HASTE CAUGHT PENIS IN THE ZIPPER LACERATION PENIS

19 F White PT CAUGHT NIPPLE PIERCING ON SHIRT AND IT RIPPED OUT. DX: L BREAST CELLULITIS.

PT CAME TO ER WITH A LIGHT BULB IN HIS BUTT. STATED AT A PARTY AND PAS SED OUT AND THINKS THEY PLAYED JOKE ON HIM AND STUCK IT IN HIS BUTT

[vaped]

looooooooooooooooooooool

[Money]

50yom foreign body in rectum, using plastic dog toy in rectum during se x, part of toy got stuck*

[Epinephrine]

I've seen dumber and worse things.

[Vatican Assassin]

irl

[Vatican Assassin]

PT HAS BASE OF ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH STUCK IN RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB.

this guys onto something here, and he has a clean assholecanalstomach

PT LOST 8 INCH VIBRATOR IN RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB.

lost it, where'd it go?

[the_paul]

there aren't exactly a lot of options as to where it went

[TagMor]

I use to listen to a radio scanner for shits and giggles.
One time an ambulance call went out due to an elderly man who was found unconscious with his colostomy bag full of blood and something about rats had bitten through the tubes and caused a "backup".
Stopped listening after that.

[Ilya]

I've seen dumber and worse things.

go on

[ZeUs!!]

I use to listen to a radio scanner for shits and giggles

yeah mental

[the_paul]

stop quoting tagmor that defeats the purpose of me having him ignored

[Epinephrine]

go on

Patient confidentiality

[paradise!]

Patient confidentiality

it's called: don't use their real names

[roxxkatt]

PT WAS SWIMMING AT AUNTS HOUSE. GOT A PIECE OF GRASS LODGED IN RECTUM.

lolwhat

sounds dangerous

[ZeUs!!]

yeah mental