post reasons the south (us) is better

[Ilya]

bio's list is pretty spot on, though i would probably move some of the cons to the pros

[genocidal]

Great thread:

-Crawfish
-Grits
-Women
-All the best barbecue
-Gumbo
-Cornbread
-Mint juleps
-William Faulkner
-Pecan pie
-Sweet tea
-everything fried
-college football
-red eye gravy
-boiled peanuts
-Stonewall Jackson
-Fried okra
-Southern gospel music
-chicken n waffles
-Whataburger

That's a start.

[Melufa]

-Crawfish
-Grits
-Women
-All the best barbecue
-Gumbo
-Cornbread
-Mint juleps
-William Faulkner
-Pecan pie
-Sweet tea
-everything fried
-college football
-red eye gravy
-boiled peanuts
-Stonewall Jackson
-Fried okra
-Southern gospel music
-chicken n waffles
-Whataburger

That's a start.

N***a rhymes with chigga (which is another thing you find in the south, those little fuckers can eat your legs UP and sometimes they crawl in your underwear band and you got to scratch the hell out of them nuts and people look at you like you got an STD), first off, chicken and waffles ain't southern, I'm pretty sure that started in NYC.

Second, Whataburger is where retarded, cracked up black people go to eat. I'm pretty sure they fart on your food there.

Replace chicken and waffles with just plain fried chicken ( a class on its own from other fried food) and replace Whataburger with Chik-Fil-A. Might not only be in the South now, but they're closed on Sundays and that's pretty southern. Plus they only hire hot Christian white girls that love to tell you about their pleasure and they like it when you sing to them in the drive thru especially if you're paying with debit, considering that takes a little while and they like to pretend that they're always nice.

Oh, and Florida ain't the South unless you live in the panhandle, which is okay, because one time, when I was little, I pulled the fire alarm at the Pensecola Air Base and everyone had to evacuate. THEN I GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH.

[Ilya]

i don't agree with most of your post, melufa, but i won't address any of it except chicken and waffles definitely started in the south

i just couldn't let that one slide

not in a post-9/11 world

[genocidal]

Panhandle is deep south, son.

[Squeezer]

-Crawfish
-Grits
-Women
-All the best barbecue
-Gumbo
-Cornbread
-Mint juleps
-William Faulkner
-Pecan pie
-Sweet tea
-everything fried
-college football
-red eye gravy
-boiled peanuts
-Stonewall Jackson
-Fried okra
-Southern gospel music
-chicken n waffles
-Whataburger

That's a start.

Pfft.

-Salmon
-Oatmeal
-We have attractive women too, believe it or not
-All the best coffee joints
-Clam Chowder
-Potatoes
-We make mint juleps too
-JD Salinger
-Pumpkin Pie
-Alright, I concede on sweet tea. That stuff is the shit.
-Skinny people since we don't fry everything
-Hockey
-Gravy is overrated
-Macadamias
-Ulysses Grant
-Taco Trucks
-Every new form of Rock and Roll post 1970s
-Waffles and Seafood
-Sonic

THIS MEANS WAR!

[Melufa]

man, Ilya, I wish chicken and waffles were Southern, but we have to face the truf, some mulatto wanna be iron chef in Harlem put the two together when he was high one night

and what else do you disagree on? you sayin' Whattaburger is good? you sayin' Chik-Fil-A doesn't have hot Christian white teens?

[Melufa]

Pfft.

-Taco Trucks

THIS MEANS WAR!

uh, chigga, I don't know what you talkin' about, but in Rock City alone we got at least 10 taco trucks, not to mention too many taquerias to count and even more tex-mex joints

[kthx]

Did the north just try to claim TACO TRUCKS? you serious?

[Melufa]

Did the north just try to claim TACO TRUCKS? you serious?

I'm giving you karma with my mind

[Money]

houston > all

[Ilya]

and what else do you disagree on? you sayin' Whattaburger is good? you sayin' Chik-Fil-A doesn't have hot Christian white teens?

i have no idea what whattaburger is. i mean, i've heard of it obviously but i've never had it. chick-fil-a most certainly does have hot Christian white teens. i thought you were saying it as a negative, which got me very confused and bothered. i'm glad we're on the same page now

[Ilya]

Pfft.

-Salmon
-Oatmeal
-We have attractive women too, believe it or not
-All the best coffee joints
-Clam Chowder
-Potatoes
-We make mint juleps too
-JD Salinger
-Pumpkin Pie
-Alright, I concede on sweet tea. That stuff is the shit.
-Skinny people since we don't fry everything
-Hockey
-Gravy is overrated
-Macadamias
-Ulysses Grant
-Taco Trucks
-Every new form of Rock and Roll post 1970s
-Waffles and Seafood
-Sonic

THIS MEANS WAR!

i'll take your ulysses grant and raise you Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis. this is stone mountain where i always took my ladies for make-out sessions during the nightly confederate laser show



your attractive women are only attractive because they're easy hipsters. -nt- except you, Sarah McTits. you may be from boston but your soul is mississippi.

you mentioned some form of seafood 3 times, but the fact is she-crab soup is southern. and she-crab soup is the only one that matters

- turducken

[Ilya]

people think the civil war was about slaves or unity but it was actually about food

[Zeebu]

growin up in midwestern europe we did our own thing.


seriously though... weird where i grew up. i think it was just my particular area, but it was very german with a southern drawl. strange. hehe we had blue laws in effect until after i was born. o no !!!