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  • #31
    and that girl didn't show her tits.
    There once was a man from Nantucket.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
      check out his new special, bigger and blackerer

      scurvy: i threw carlos in there as a joke. i debated it because it wasnt very funny but i went ahead and did it


      I watched this i was hoping to be somewhat changed on his standup and nope he hasn't changed since the the late 80's early 90's from when i recorded his ass on the spotlight comedy show hosting bobby collins on vhs also who appeared that night was Mitch Hedberg and Dave Chappele who were funny. He talked the same boring shit on anti-semitism, drugs, pedophilia same old shit and religion to. I would rather watch russel brandt standup which is even much worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Pablo francisco, Dave Attel, JImmy Carr, George carlin, eddie murphy, richard Pryor so many good ones shit throw ROn white in there, Jerry seinfield, bill mahr, why did no one list Gallagher!!!!!!!! who doesnt like fruit smashed
      Last edited by Raver420; 01-09-2011, 05:46 AM.
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      Im gonna slash and gash, rip another hole in your ass.
      I'll smear blood on the walls and then play
      tennis with your balls, and if the phone rings dont answer the caLL.
      im gonna slit yo throat, fuk u like a goat
      i'LL rip yo fore skin off and make a winter coat. PEACE!

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      • #33
        ..

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        • #34
          who let sven out of his cage?
          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Adman View Post
            and that girl didn't show her tits.
            you talkin bout the happy birthday song? yea she didnt show her tits here either. And i agree, it felt like he took 20 minutes to set up his 1 joke. the 2 comedians on before him where great tho.
            8:Lrim> you guys take this game too seriously

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            • #36

              LET ME USE PEOPLE'S ETHNIC SENSIBILITIES AS A MEANS TO STIMULATE THEIR COMEDIC PALET WITH MATERIAL THAT HAS LITTLE SUBSTANCE.
              BUT IT'S OK, I'M BLACK.
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              • #37
                Louis CK is hilarious and under rated. Definitely check him out
                Mitch Hedberg (comedic loss)
                Demetri Martin (his standup, not his show)
                Stephen Lynch
                Dane Cook
                Daniel Tosh (his standup is hilarious)
                Jim Gaffigan
                Bo Burnham (young and shows potential)
                George Carlin
                Kevin Hart is pretty funny from what I've heard
                Dave Chappelle
                Zach Galifinakis has a very weird standup

                I'll think of more later and organize my list into mainstream and people who need more attention

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Raver420 View Post
                  why did no one list Gallagher!!!!!!!! who doesnt like fruit smashed
                  beat you to this troll like 6 years ago, sorry
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                  Originally posted by the_paul
                  Gargle battery acid fuckface
                  Originally posted by Material Girl
                  I tried downloading a soundcard

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                  • #39


                    ralphieeeeeeeeeeeeee, how you got a sexy supermodel/actress of a wife, the world may never know!!
                    Last edited by paradise!; 01-12-2011, 09:43 AM.
                    4:BigKing> xD
                    4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                    4:BigKing> what did i do???
                    4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                    4:BigKing> ???? why though
                    4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                    4:BigKing> xD

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                    • #40
                      brian regan

                      bill burr

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Liu Xiu View Post
                        Louis CK is hilarious and under rated. Definitely check him out
                        Mitch Hedberg (comedic loss)
                        Demetri Martin (his standup, not his show)
                        Stephen Lynch
                        Dane Cook
                        Daniel Tosh (his standup is hilarious)
                        Jim Gaffigan
                        Bo Burnham (young and shows potential)
                        George Carlin
                        Kevin Hart is pretty funny from what I've heard
                        Dave Chappelle
                        Zach Galifinakis has a very weird standup

                        I'll think of more later and organize my list into mainstream and people who need more attention
                        Ron white

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by riske View Post
                          You either havent watched the rest of his videos, or you are not intelligent to get most of his jokes.

                          He is easily the cleverest comic, yes I agree he isnt for everyone, especially people who prefer "funny stories" instead of clever one liners, but if you say he isnt clever/witty you are either stupid or just trying to start an argument.

                          If you cant stand his character try reading some of his jokes in written form http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Emo_Philips
                          "When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it!"
                          1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

                          1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

                          Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

                          Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

                          Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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                          • #43
                            little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
                            along came a spider and sat down beside her
                            and said yo whats in the bowl bitch


                            1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                            • #44
                              Dane Cook
                              https://soundcloud.com/annux-1/annux-relief

                              1:Wah!!>THE WAY I FEEL FOR YOUUU HOHOHOHOOH OHOHO
                              1:Wah!!>OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOHH
                              1:Wah!!>I dont worry cause
                              1:soild <ZH>>EVERYHTINGS GONNA BE ARLIGFHT
                              1:Wah!!>people keep on talking
                              1:soild>they can say what they like
                              1:Wah!!>ALL I know is:
                              1:soild>EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

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                              • #45
                                is a fag
                                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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