fuck

[Crescent Seal]

[Ilya]

Also, I'm going to be a Doctor in a few years.

I'll probably still be on these forums and I expect you to address me as Dr. Squeezer.

IlyaZ will be my first patient. I will give him a nosejob and read him passages from Swinburne. We'll rejoice together as we sound out poems that discuss the finer aspects of corpse fucking. There will be wine involved. At some point during the evening I will seduce him. IlyaZ will be dressed in silk. I'll be wearing two turbans and zero condoms. How romantic.

[Squeezer]

Also, I'm going to be a Doctor in a few years.

I'll probably still be on these forums and I expect you to address me as Dr. Squeezer.

IlyaZ will be my first patient. I will give him a nosejob and read him passages from Swinburne. We'll rejoice together as we sound out poems that discuss the finer aspects of corpse fucking. There will be wine involved. At some point during the evening I will seduce him. IlyaZ will be dressed in silk. I'll be wearing two turbans and zero condoms. How romantic.

[Squeezer]

Been away way too long and I feel bad for being late to this show. School's kicking my ass, especially my memoir class.

I'm sorry sherr. You can cry on my shoulder.

Men aren't the only ones to cheat. I know the feeling. It's awful to feel so worthless that the person who "loves" you can't even give you consideration and act decent.

Anyway, sorry again.

[Adman]

added to my playlist

[PaulOakenfold]

I'm chillin, wood spillin
No sherri, karaoke pimpin
I'm cruisin, hoes choosin
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin
my job is, so stressful
Liquor spillin, karaoke pimpin
they're lining, i slide in
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin

Now as I grip my junk, i ask the bitch please
In the bar, as I emphasize the right to release
With these words singing at this karaoke bar
while i fuck these chinks dey know that i gotta car
And if you happen to have the nerve, to give me one more chance
you stay with me i cheat on ou, but i can sing and i can dance
Plus the karaoke we pimpin so slightly you been slippin
On really how it goes when these college hoes be trippin
And suckin and whore takin a shot where hoes shakin
I'm a doctor, college proctor, karaoke i be makin
And pimp fool like vegas without no chaperone
So see, he been doing this from way back long
his ex wife, pandagirl, whatever chick when i'm hard
With a cup full of liquor, she blowing him at the bar
So let's sing til we can't sing no damn more
We karaoke pimpin hard see my chinkies fa sho'

I'm chillin, wood spillin
No sherri, karaoke pimpin
I'm cruisin, hoes choosin
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin
my job is, so stressful
Liquor spillin, karaoke pimpin
they're lining, i slide in
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin


Sure be dirty karaoke but didn't have to go
This your boy stark <ER>, baby tell 'em how i roll
So go to thailand with the airplane tick
A karaoke bill that'd make charlie sheen sick
And give truth to these suckas something overdue
Sing Karaoke like a true playa supposed to do
Old school, thai sty, havin a jigga jigga boo
girl on the side, but itmeans nothin when he love you
damn fool, J.D, still be fucking that whore
it goes back in his jeans, then it comes out for more
Got a girl in the new world, hookers in the back
And got so many hoes, you'd never know that he's a quack
All day, but it's okay 'cause that's how they all act
no for real real, he will change, you sure of that
spent some money on these hoes and see how they react
Show 'em how a real dependent thai doc come down like that

I'm chillin, word spittin
No sherri, karaoke pimpin
I'm cruisin, hoes choosin
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin
my job is, so stressful
Liquor spillin, karaoke pimpin
they're lining, i slidin
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin

if my girl's on the rag, then i go find me a whore
if my wifes at work, then i go find me a whore
if my girl's in the states, then i go me find a whore
but i be telling you about it, so don't worry no more
When you see singing endless love, holla at me playa
My bitch is at duke, and this bitch is as fine as hell
Tru the striper'll never die, only time'll tell
To be in, it's karaoke steerin wheel

Say what, gather round for this two girl show
We let the seamen go, singing juke box hero
We go through the club to see which skank is hottest
and then when she goes down, i realise it's goddess
With a shank so clean, I put this thing in it raw dog
sing karaoke, i give her asian yule log
then you gonna see me when my wife drops me off
cuz this will never stop, long as i get my rocks off

I'm chillin, word spittin
No sherri, karaoke pimpin
I'm cruisin, hoes choosin
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin
my job is, so stressful
Liquor spillin, karaoke pimpin
they're lining, i slidin
That's cool cuz I'm karaoke pimpin

I'm chillin, word spittin
four loko, karaoke pimpin
I'm boozin, hes choosin
not cool that he's karaoke pimpin
i am so, damn ig'nant
while i study he's, karaoke pimpin
fogiven, but really
not cool he's karaoke pimpin

hahaha

[raizin]

Thank you stark for making my night. POST OF THE DECADE.

[gran guerrero]

Hahahahahaha even I laughed

In between tears?

[Pandagirl!]

Hahahahahaha even I laughed

[Crescent Seal]

Haha! Sukdik inflared! Have fun in TW noop!

[Infrared]

Wow! Great thread! Great song Stark! Hope everyone has a great day on SSCU Trench Wars Forums!

[Zyphen]

Stark just won TW4lyfe. LOL

[Ilya]

thread just got to the level

[Audrey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am dying here!!!! LOL

[gran guerrero]

stark is the greatest musical mind tw has ever created