fuck

[Epinephrine]

Few things:
1) You're all racist fucks. I get you guys are trying to sound 14, but really there's 1.4 billion of us Chinese and this particular guy sounds like a tool.

2) In Taiwan it is pretty much a well-known thing that they have a lot of 'karaoke' places there, which are actually de-facto strip clubs/brothels. The way it works is that you go to a club/bar/karaoke place, and then literally a LINE of beautiful people will walk up to you, and you pick and choose who you want, and then for a low price (at least for us North Americans) you can get them to do whatever you want. There's places for guys AND girls to go to, so it's pretty equal opportunity.

So the North American equivalent would be like if this guy went to a strip club/erotic massage place, paid extra for the champagne room and then got a blowjob in the champagne room/massage room which is generally pretty easy to do if you're willing to pay the money and brave the chlamydia.

3) Any guy who has a history of cheating, will inevitably cheat again. Therefore he will surely do it again if the opportunity ever presented itself. Just because he's a doctor doesn't mean anything. I know enough doctors who have questionable moral values and look out only for number one.

4) Any guy who's going around getting blows from hookers will inevitably get some STD. I hope you're prepared to get something.

5) As a Chinese person I can say without a shadow of doubt that cheating on your significant other is in no way a part of Chinese culture. I'd say that visiting strip clubs/hiring prostitutes is sort of global culture though.

6) Having a stressful job is in no way any excuse to cheat on someone. I have the same job as your guy, and I don't cheat on my girlfriend.

[TagMor]

but you know what they say about two dead batteries starting up a car.

What do they say? Because I googled it and couldnt find wtf you are talking about and two batteries in one car is just stupid and you are stupid for making up such a stupid analogy.

[Edify]

Sad sad thread to read

[Jerome Scuggs]

pandagirl, you can thank this chinese man for giving you a fun time while it lasted, but i think the crowning achievement of this relationship, the fruitful byproduct of his infidelity and your sadness, was this thread. i hereby nominate this entire thread for POTY. years from now you will look upon this thread and see that it was worth more than any single moment you shared with this man, and you will say 'jerome scuggs, you are a man beyond your years'. you might even fall in love with my mad-genius-like intellect, but i wouldn't hesitate for a second to cheat on you with pretty much anyone with a sideways vagina, so i wouldn't recommend it. but seriously. this thread. is a great thread.

[PaulOakenfold]

There is nothing sexier than an independent woman. Panda you are a codependent little girl. I'm sure someone with the same low self-esteem will latch onto you, but you know what they say about two dead batteries starting up a car.

[D1st0rt]

what are you talking about, that guy sounds legit

[gran guerrero]

I got this in my e-mail today



Fuck the Chinese!

[Zyphen]

You will need the following:

• 1. Vagina
  1. Audience of males
  1. Boyfriend who is not present.

First of all you inform your audience, as subtly as possible, that you indeed have a vagina.
Now that you have the audiences full attention, it is time to initiate "Look at me, I'm a victim" phase. Emphasize that it is your non-present boyfriend who is at fault - This is very effective for two reasons:
1) Males want to be a hero. They want to save the girl from the burning house (asshole boyfriend).
2)The boyfriend is not present and you are able to say whatever the fuck you want without the annoying constraints of reality.
Adding infidelity to your story will have the bonus effect of bringing sex into the subliminal interaction between Attention Whore and audience, and stimulate other male primal instincts.
So now that you have an audience of aroused heroes, it's time to initiate "I'm going to act like an innocent, yet completely retarded bitch" phase. Contradict yourself as much as possible, whilst maintaining a persona of naivety. After declaring in great detail how bad your boyfriend treats you in the "look at me, I'm a victim" phase, now imply that you are going to stay with him regardless.
At this point the audience will be emotionally involved in your artificial dilemma, and the delicious attention will be flowing.
Eat that shit up whore. You deserve it.

LOOOOOL, pure poetry.

[roxxkatt]

PANDA MUST BE IN EGYPT










BECAUSE SHES IN DENIAL



ffff

[project dragon]

Realizing you did something wrong =/= caring that you did something wrong

Also, going to China to confront your boyfriend with his ex-wife in possible close proximity- prepare to protect your kidneys or other valuable parts of your body that the human body can live without and is worth a lot of money.

[Ilya]

thanks for that insightful analysis

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[TagMor]

How To Be An Attention Whore

You will need the following:

• 1. Vagina
  1. Audience of males
  1. Boyfriend who is not present.

First of all you inform your audience, as subtly as possible, that you indeed have a vagina.
Now that you have the audiences full attention, it is time to initiate "Look at me, I'm a victim" phase. Emphasize that it is your non-present boyfriend who is at fault - This is very effective for two reasons:
1) Males want to be a hero. They want to save the girl from the burning house (asshole boyfriend).
2)The boyfriend is not present and you are able to say whatever the fuck you want without the annoying constraints of reality.
Adding infidelity to your story will have the bonus effect of bringing sex into the subliminal interaction between Attention Whore and audience, and stimulate other male primal instincts.
So now that you have an audience of aroused heroes, it's time to initiate "I'm going to act like an innocent, yet completely retarded bitch" phase. Contradict yourself as much as possible, whilst maintaining a persona of naivety. After declaring in great detail how bad your boyfriend treats you in the "look at me, I'm a victim" phase, now imply that you are going to stay with him regardless.
At this point the audience will be emotionally involved in your artificial dilemma, and the delicious attention will be flowing.
Eat that shit up whore. You deserve it.

[Ilya]

am i the only one who thought that pandagirl's chinaman was the one who was explaining that it's ok to cheat in chinese culture?

i guess it made the story better in my mind

[Adman]

Date an engineer, not a doctor. They're happy to get any action

this.

[Twerp]

Date an engineer, not a doctor. They're happy to get any action