itt a science question regarding poop

[Jerome Scuggs]

ok i dont get sick very often, and i think this weekend was the first time i have ever had a stomach bug. basically throughout both friday and saturday, my stomach would feel fine for maybe 20 minutes, and then turn really sour and nauseous for twenty minutes, and then be fine again... a cycle continuing for 48 hours. i never threw up though i felt like doing it a few times.

that was ok to deal with, but the horrific part was that each morning i woke up and, after the morning cig, went to take a shit. never have i shit like this before in my life. it was life beef gravy. i was peeing beef gravy out of my asshole. i have had some pretty runny poops before, but never was it 100% liquid.

it was kinda gross but really, i am fascinated. not in a sick german 2g1c sort of way, but in a SCIENCE! sort of way. what exactly happens in the depths of my bowels which turns a bunch of food (pretty solid and fiber-y stuff at that, if i recall correctly) into pure anal sludge? how? why?

i demand answers ~

[gran guerrero]

your kidney?

[Pandagirl!]

You're pregnant

[Ilya]

i'm going to need a visual

[Jerome Scuggs]

i'm going to need a visual

i srsly considered filming it, but visualize this: brown pee coming out of a butthole in a stream typical of urination. if it had been any more pee-like i almost would have expected it to double-dragon (or split streams or whatever you call it when you try to pee after having sex and it splits)

[Crescent Seal]

welcome to the mind of a maniac street nikka street nikka

[the_paul]

yo I've had this happen to me before and it is strange

[Crescent Seal]

this is me and ilya:

[Ilya]

good post, cres

[Crescent Seal]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wrong thread

[Jerome Scuggs]

i believe it was still timely and relevant to this thread. indeed, i was letting it loose. my pimp juice.

[MaGi kOz]

Colon Cancer.

[Pressure Drop]

well instead of letting your shit soup slowly work it's way through your digestive tract reabsorbing the digestive enzemes, nutrients and fluids your body is going

omfg something wrong GTFO
EJECT EJECT!!

to try and flush out the bacteria/virus/toxins that is causing problems. So it's not what the body is doing to make it like that, it's what it isn't doing to reasorb the liquids and triggering you to shit anyways

for this reason diarrhea is pretty serious problem in 3rd world and can cause death from dehydration and loss of salts

for a healthy adult like yourself though drinking some isotonic sports drink and a bit of rest would probably all you.need