i just quit my job today

[gran guerrero]

You're so rebellious.

I bet you don't use your turn signals when making turns while driving. On occassion I do, but more or less, yes.
I bet you brush your teeth with the faucet running. Yes
I bet you litter. Only on man-made areas, never on nature
I bet you talk out loud while watching a movie at the theaters. To my friends/family
I bet you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. Not true, you lose this one!
I bet you double dip. Sometimes :fear:

Am this rebel

[Jerome Scuggs]

You're so rebellious.

I bet you don't use your turn signals when making turns while driving.

i know a guy - i've actually made a thread about him before, but TLDR version: guy moves into town from cali, i start giving him rides home from work, within a week he's moving pounds of weed and by the end of the month, the DEA came into town and cleaned _everyone_ out, so this guy moved to Texas

anyways, in texas, he was just sellin' drugs in Austin and Tyler, and he had a boink-ass honda with a broken blinker. why didn't he fix the blinker? i used to see him count hundred dollar bills when he was bored at work. i dunno. but anyways , this guy was so paranoid that while his blinker was broken, he would only make right turns. (cops around here have a habit of "oh i pulled you over because your blinker is out, mind if i search your vehicle and bring drug dogs?")

...until one night, when he's in the car with some dudes, they've been drinking, it's 1AM, and they are about to hop on the interstate and come back here, to shreveport, to sell weed and ecstacy. so my buddy is about to hop on the interstate, and he's so close that this one time he says fuck it, and instead of making 3-4 right turns, and makes a left using his broken blinker...

...and got arrested

somehow he got the dude in the car with him to take most of the charges. what a lucky guy.

[gran guerrero]

GOOCH
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[Ilya]

jesus christ i need to quit my job

[Crescent Seal]

Da gooch

[Jason]

yeah i know ilya. it was an ill-advised move.

HOWEVER

THIS JUST IN

of the four jobs i applied for this afternoon, one of them has already contacted me and now i have an interview tomorrow at 2:30pm.

i'm feeling pretty good!

:groovy:

i have delightfully unbelievable news!

i got the fucking job!

i start monday.

so it turns out i was only unemployed for a whopping day and a half.

i feel like i should go play the lottery. shit like this never happens to me. it's just too damn lucky.

[the_paul]

congrats bro

[Zeebu]

What are you doing now, j?

[Jason]

more office stuff

joining the administrative team at a psychiatric center

i should fit right in!

[Ephemeral]

Every exit is an entrance somewhere else.
eph

[Ilya]

you made it!!

[Jones]

enough is enough what? you got another job that is similar, why is this so different?
if you don't mind me asking.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i have delightfully unbelievable news!

i got the fucking job!

i start monday.

so it turns out i was only unemployed for a whopping day and a half.

i feel like i should go play the lottery. shit like this never happens to me. it's just too damn lucky.

you might be the only person i have ever known to be this fortunate.... $$$$$$$$$

[Xog]

Congratulations, Jason. I'm really happy for you! You're so lucky!

My fiance just quit her job 2 days ago.

[paradise!]

good luck at the new 9-5, jason.