Royal wedding

[Reab]

I don't really know what i shall think about the wedding.

I mean, if it was about my wedding, i would be uberly pissed to have 2 billion people watching it, no privacy at all. And then everyone screams and/or cries as they kiss. What the hell, get fucking over it?

It was just a kiss, come on seriously. People all over the world are so happy that they married while it has no fucking effect on anyone of us.
Besides of the fact that another woman is laid now that gets even richer due to it, nothing has happened.

If i wave with my hands from the balcony, noone gives a shit. Why should they.

[Ilya]

i think it's about time england got a black monarchy

get with the times, zeus, it's fucking 2011

also:

Guest King Mswati III of Swaziland - who chooses his wives from an annual dance of 100,000 bare-breasted women is set to raise the most eyebrows in the royal wedding at Westminster Abbey.

[kthx]

Basically you're a retarded Texan.

I didn't see the ceremony. Was it dreamy?

This guy isn't a very good reader.

[Ilya]

It will be very, very clean

man

he was all up in those guts

[Ilya]

the royal wedding is a lot of fun.

cheers,
mate

[project dragon]

Watched it and all I thought was: dat ass

[paradise!]

also:


Guest King Mswati III of Swaziland - who chooses his wives from an annual dance of 100,000 bare-breasted women is set to raise the most eyebrows in the royal wedding at Westminster Abbey.

i was on the FLOOR after this one.

he looks a little like middle-age richard roundtree.


and YES dat ass

[vaped]

Does anyone else wonder if she gets murdered too when she becomes more popular than the rest of the royals in the world community?

That's about the extent of my thoughts about this silly wedding.

I just want the NFL to expand to the UK so at some point a royal child chooses to play our Football and pisses off everyone over there. That will be some entertaining holo-tv.


On another note -- ESPN just showed a sample questions from the Wonderlick exam. Some gems...

1) What is the ninth month of the year?
2) If a pad of paper costs 21 cents, how much would 5 pads cost?
2) A boy is 17 yrs old and his sisters is twice his age. How old is the sister when the boy turns 23?


And some of these shitheads score only like 20 out of 50 or LESS on this damned test..... lol

[Raver420]

[paradise!]

On another note -- ESPN just showed a sample questions from the Wonderlick exam. Some gems...

1) What is the ninth month of the year?
2) If a pad of paper costs 21 cents, how much would 5 pads cost?
2) A boy is 17 yrs old and his sisters is twice his age. How old is the sister when the boy turns 23?


And some of these shitheads score only like 20 out of 50 or LESS on this damned test..... lol

While former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow wowed evaluators with his on-field performance at the NFL combine last month, he scored a 22 out of 50 on the Wonderlic test, the Palm Beach Post reported, citing an NFL source.

but he's still a hunk

[vaped]

Has anyone ever accused Tebow of being smart?

I'm pretty sure his family name evolved from the name "Thibault" but his intelligent ancestors couldn't spell. I'm surprised he scored that much honestly, he's never struck me as remotely close to smart.

You can tell by looking at him there isn't much going on in that head beyond football plays and schemes to keep people thinking he's a virgin.

[Vatican Assassin]

Hey look it's your Queen smiling and holding hands with Hitler in 1937! Did you know the House of Windsor helped finance Hitler until he started WW2? Wonder why Hitler refused to invade England.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Hey look it's your Queen smiling and holding hands with Hitler in 1937! Did you know the House of Windsor helped finance Hitler until he started WW2? Wonder why Hitler refused to invade England.

This is particularly egregious because we all know that in 1937 the British had just invented a time machine and used it, and so the Queen was 100% aware that the man she was shaking hands with would go on to commit atrocities against the Jews. As a matter of fact Vati, fuck you because I just used that time machine and two days ago, you held the gas station door open for the kid who would go on to become the biggest serial rapists in history. How could you do that when we all know he's going to become the most evil man alive in a few years? It's not like you can claim to be ignorant of this, we have a time machine ffs

[Ilya]

This is particularly egregious because we all know that in 1937 the British had just invented a time machine and used it, and so the Queen was 100% aware that the man she was shaking hands with would go on to commit atrocities against the Jews. As a matter of fact Vati, fuck you because I just used that time machine and two days ago, you held the gas station door open for the kid who would go one to become the biggest serial rapists in history. How could you do that when we all know he's going to become the most evil man alive in a few years? It's not like you can claim to be ignorant of this, we have a time machine ffs

haha that's not true. you can't fool me

[Crescent Seal]

Hey look it's your Queen smiling and holding hands with Hitler in 1937! Did you know the House of Windsor helped finance Hitler until he started WW2? Wonder why Hitler refused to invade England.

fatality

destroy this topic, tired of seeing this