it's a girl!!!

[Ilya]

i'd like to introduce you all to the newest member of our spaceship family

Silver is a beautiful, healthy ____ pound black baby girl

i trust you will all show her the love and respect she deserves. that is, unless she gets big, then i have to give her away. cause i cant have no big kids running around






























































































<pic of my new puppy>

[Ilya]

^

that would have been the post i would have made right now.

however, when i went to the pound, i saw her and she was just the greatest dog but she didn't like me at all.

i'm going to drive off a bridge
right off it

[Ilya]

i cleaned my apartment better than i've ever cleaned it. got rid of boxes and stuff that's been laying around since i moved a year ago.

i bet this is what expecting parents feel like when they make a nursery and paint it and buy a crib and all that stuff and then lose the baby

exactly the same feeling

[Ilya]

hold me

[Ilya]

should i go back for her ????????????/

there was another dog in the lobby maybe she was just distracted omg i dont know what to do

they went to petsmart now. i dont wanna be rejected again in front of the whole store

[Ilya]

i guess i'm never getting a dog. i'm just going to be a lonely handsome accountant who goes to the beach and looks at other people's dogs and wonders what it would be like

[Ilya]

gangster rap is the only thing we can rely on to always be there for us, i guess

[Jeenyuss]

i'm here for you man

[Reab]

Guess it wasn't the right one, look for an other.

[TagMor]

just rub salami all over your body before you go.

[Ilya]

i'm going back tomorrow after work

wish me luck, guys

[gran guerrero]

feed it your monkey bread

[Jerome Scuggs]

i'm going back tomorrow after work

wish me luck, guys

omg can you just feel the excitement?!

[Ilya]

they took her off the site!

my heart dropped

so i called and asked if she was still there and she is

you guys im so nervous

[Zeebu]

i'm going back tomorrow after work

wish me luck, guys

make sure you have a theme song when youre walking in there. your future four legged best friend should respond positively to your choice.

it really all depends on what sort of mood you are in today. are you feeling confident? are you scared? are you afraid of rejection (again?)

play to your strengths. you will be wearing a cleanly pressed button down shirt. your slacks will be pleated. shine your shoes. you do not nee a tie. they will know you are a professional, but that you're not afraid to let yourself go when you want to. the gansta rap that is blaring from your music playing device will show everyone that you:
hustle
hustle
hustle


hard.


get out there and make it happen.