it's a girl!!!

[Zeebu]

hows your doggy doin ilya?

[kthx]

Ilya, my wife says since she didn't get her birthday picture that your dog is fugly as shit.

[Ilya]

SHE'LL GET IT WHEN SHE GETS IT

my dog rules. we went to the dog park today and she was real good with the other dogs, which was on of my biggest worries cause i had a dog who was bad with other dogs and it sucked. but she's too friendly with other people. she wouldn't leave these 2 lovers alone and kept jumping on them and their picnic table

i was just on the other side of the park reading a book at my picnic table so i was all whatever everyone loves a dog. but they started to get irritated so i had to get her and we had to leave

but now my toilet is so fucking clogged. i cant unclog it with a plunger so i put in a maintenance request

[Ilya]

i just called the after hours emergency maintenance number.

i was all "oh hi this is ilya z at apt 1315. my toilet has been clogged for 2 days. at first it was ok but now it is an emergency. i tried unclogging it with a plunger and wire hanger and it didnt work so it's a pretty big clog. please send help thanks"

<hang up>

<call back>
hi this is ilya z again from apt 1315 with the clogged toilet. i just called a minute ago but forgot to leave my number. it's -------. thanks bye

[vaped]

Go buy a $10 - $20 toilet snake at a hardware store you lazy shit.

I have to use one of those from time to time at my store because of various stuff that shouldn't get flushed that idiots traveling manage to try and flush. They work fantastically.

[Ilya]

some hick came over 10 minutes after i called and fixed it

i shoulda taken a picture of my toilet. it was so disgusting

[Ilya]

i think she's bigger than 27lbs. maybe 30-33. i wonder if she'll get any bigger? she's already 1

we're going to our free vet checkup tomorrow

[vaped]

OH well at least they got to you quick after that...

Still -- a toilet snake is a handy contraption.


Did you adopt your dog from a humane society? If she's that size at 1yr old that is probably all the bigger she will get .. maybe fill out a bit more, but you probably won't see much more growth.

[Ilya]

yeah humane society

girls like it when you save animals etc

[vaped]

yeah humane society

girls like it when you save animals etc

xD

[Ilya]

REMIIIIIIIIX

this is fresh as fucc.

so guys Stella really hates the car. what should i do? ive taken her to the doc, beach, and park and a good time was had by all at all 3 places (well, doc less so, but it wasnt that bad) and she was very scared to get in all the times and struggled against it a lot.

and she wouldnt get in at all when i tried to take her to the park today and after trying for like 10 min i gave up. i tried treats and toys.

help

[Audrey]

Please explain to me why you use your car to go to the park... take a freaking walk?!?!?

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I drive my dog to the dog park because it's 60 miles away.

Of course she has a yard to play in when I don't go to a park.

[Ilya]

yeah because i live in suburbia and the dog park is 5 miles away on mostly non-sidewalk roads

it would be sweet to be able to walk to the park

[TagMor]

I use to score drugs from a strange man with a certain physical disability. He owned a big black labrador.
Sometimes I would knock on the door and he would take awhile to answer, then I would sit down in his living room and his big black dog would enthusiastically lick my hand. Sometimes there would be an uncomfortable silence between the dog licking my hand and me asking for required drugs.
In those moments of uncomfortable silence all I would think about is "This dog has been licking his dick and he knows- I know- it has been licking his dick"