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Guy stops in my store and asks me how far Houston is (about 1000 miles or so) and is like -- "No way, I have been traveling all day from Amarillo". 
Now that is failing strong.
Now that is failing strong.
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Must be a liberal leaving a shitty failed city to find a job.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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Someone just came in whining that I won't come and take his money from him and fill his car up in the bad weather at a SELF SERVICE stop.
/from Illinois
EDIT: wish I had video of me telling him to write Obama about his hurt feelingsFuck it.Comment
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I heard up north they don't let people pump their own gas, sounds pretty gay. How hard is it to pump your own gas, seriously.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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Sounds like NJ, don't let them pump their own gas there either. I had a friend who came to visit me from NJ and when she went to gas up for the ride home, literally didn't even know how to do it. One of the saddest things I've ever seen.'why cant i just find sometione who lwill love me and wont hmake me lose weight or change the perosjn who i am' -Pandagirl!
'but im fucking hot im 12 years younger thanhim why is that noe tnougj??' -Pandagirl!
'i mean i was f cuking fit model for vistoria's secret what g8y wioujldn't wanthtatr? he worked asa plstic surgeon forawhile and he said i had aperfect boobs....' -Pandagirl!
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New Jersey and Oregon are the only two states that require Full Service like that nowadays. I get the occasional person from each state that forgets how to work the pumps. Always a good laugh.
Pretty sure this guy was just a whiny douche.Fuck it.Comment
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I think there's only 1 or 2 full service stations left here and only in the richest neighbourhoods. I remember when I was a kid and there would be stations where they would fill you up, wash your windshields and all of that... full service also awesome for blizzards and -30 weather.Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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they do not let u pump ur own gas in mexicoComment
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They have cars?Originally posted by Money View PostKeith> you don't need to eat human to eat meat.
Goddess> Keith
Goddess> gonna eat you
We got Burg <ER> and Steak <ER>, i already told them Goddess has a huge appetite! ?go PIE -H.M.S. Stargazer
(disown)> he loved to give headComment
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I wish I could have recorded my father's tirade about Oregon when he got back from a reform panel type thing he went to examine (he is a retired probation officer who now works on some reform panel for the local juvenile detention center), because you would probably pee your pants. he's not particularly like neocon or anything but he h a t e s hippiesOriginally posted by kthx View PostComment
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My office is round the corner from Buckingham Palace so when I pop out to get a sandwich at lunch I am usually stopped by a European pointing at a map with a quizzical look on their face, or an American asking for either Buck-eeng-haaam Palace or Lie-cess-ter SquareOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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Any Germans want to explain to me why you folks cannot run an American fuel dispenser pump?
EDIT: Had to stop two germans from trying to put Diesel fuel in their rental vehicles. Kept trying to jam the larger sized nozzle in the small hole. <insert classy joke here>Fuck it.Comment
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i took 3 visiting Germans out to jim n nicks barbeque for a 2 hour lunch at work today and they were silly
real sillycan we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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Awkward. Awkwarddddd.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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