i don't want a fucking carton because then i'd be fucking hunter s thompson and never stop. when i only have 20 i conserve and wait for perfect opportunities. flooding my life with them would ruin their awesomeness and effectiveness.
Originally posted by Jeenyuss
sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
Sometimes I like to go to a tobacconist and purchase strange foreign brands.
If I cant find a tobacconist I suffice with a soft pack of Camel or Peter Stuyvesant's. I like to tap the bottom of the soft packaged cigarettes in order to direct a cigarette to protrude from the package, then grasp said cigarette with my mouth in a nonchalant fashion. If wearing a tight fitting tshirt I enjoy placing my package of cigarettes under my sleeve, I believe doing so portrays my uniqueness and ability to be non-conformist. It also denotes masculine, alpha personality undertones of taking control of one's own devices whilst the square, protruding shape is representative of superior muscle structure.
4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xD
i am rofling at those prices... i've smoked a pack a day for the past 3-4 years (not bragging, keep reading) and that's through temporary periods of joblessness and shit like that, but you can always scrape together five bucks for a pack. maybe ten bucks and get a pack and some gas, but if i was paying $8.44 for a pack, i probably would have quit smoking a year or two ago. that is ridic.
edit: to be fair, it always seemed like marlboro would run "buy 1 get 1" promotions and the likes when i was always dirt broke, that got me through some hard times, real talk
If you don't mind smoking shit cigarettes, you can get away with $3-5 a pack. I'm talking about really shitty ones though, like More, Pall Mall, Marlboro Menthols, etc. I'm currently taking advantage of the promotional price on Newport Reds, $4.30.
Comment