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  • #16
    Re: Eurovision!!!

    I loved how the British explained their 0 points:

    "The other countries didn't give us points because of the war in Iraq."

    The fact that the song sucked ass and made me want to beat myself with a blunt object doesn't come to their attention.
    "No pizza! Only khlav kalash!"
    "Alright, gimme a bowl."
    "Not bowl! Stick! Stick!"
    "Now give me something to wash that awful taste out of my mouth with."
    "Mountain Dew or crabjuice."
    "Ewwww!!! I'll have a crabjuice."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by King Missile
      YOU AINT european...

      you just happened to land your spaceship here
      I'm so proud to not be a European.
      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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      • #18
        Re: Re: Eurovision!!!

        Originally posted by Khlav Kalash
        I loved how the British explained their 0 points:

        "The other countries didn't give us points because of the war in Iraq."

        The fact that the song sucked ass and made me want to beat myself with a blunt object doesn't come to their attention.
        I was gonna say its not becus of the war becus america got points, but remembered its the EUROvision
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Fit of Rage
          I'm so proud to not be a European.
          You are american, that's worse.
          Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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          • #20
            Um...

            Bilbo, you seem to have this stereotype that all Americans are stupid or ignorant due to the actions of a select few. In essence, this makes you the one assuming everything, and as stated thusly-

            Originally posted by Pearl Jam
            assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups
            It wouldn't be farfetched to say that many Europeans are just as ignorant or stupid as some Americans can be. So don't consider yourself so high and mighty simply because you live on one side of a rather large puddle as compared to the other.
            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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            • #21
              Only 11% of American students can point out Iraq on a map.

              OMG YUO R SMRT!
              "No pizza! Only khlav kalash!"
              "Alright, gimme a bowl."
              "Not bowl! Stick! Stick!"
              "Now give me something to wash that awful taste out of my mouth with."
              "Mountain Dew or crabjuice."
              "Ewwww!!! I'll have a crabjuice."

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              • #22
                I actually saw an extract of Gemini on "Have I got News for You". They've even become the joke of KID'S SHOWS for christs sake. They said the stage equipement let them down. How so? The supporting voices weren't loud enough to drown them out?

                How could ANYTHING be worse then them? Austria can't have been, surely?

                Edit - Anyone see the Johnaton Ross show? RADIOHEAD FOR UK EUROVISION 2004!!
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                • #23
                  I watched the clip on "Have I Got News For You" as well.
                  Damn it was awful! Anything like that deserves nothing.
                  The joke they made about it summed it up:

                  "Their excuse was faulty stage equipment"
                  "Yeah, the microphones were working"


                  Maybe if they were lesbians and/or transexual they would have got more votes......
                  Warpath

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                  • #24
                    The guy presenting Have I Got News For You this week - Hugh Dennis - should be the full time presenter. He's got the potential and is actually funny in his own right rather than reading the autoque. And yeah I saw Jonathon Ross, if Radiohead did Eurovision the 800 million watching would top themselves.
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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