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Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick asks, "How you doin' Paddy?"
Paddy says, "Okay, but will ya please do me a favour mate by runnin' upstairs and gettin' me slippers, me feet be 'a freezin'."
"No problem Paddy". Mick then goes upstairs and on the way down the hall to Paddy's room he passes by Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters room and notices the both of them laying naked on their bed.
Mick says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
The girls both say, "Get away ya old perv... prove it."
Mick says, "OK", then shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of 'em?"
Paddy then shouts back,
"Of course both of 'em, what's the point of just fuckin' one?"
Mick asks, "How you doin' Paddy?"
Paddy says, "Okay, but will ya please do me a favour mate by runnin' upstairs and gettin' me slippers, me feet be 'a freezin'."
"No problem Paddy". Mick then goes upstairs and on the way down the hall to Paddy's room he passes by Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters room and notices the both of them laying naked on their bed.
Mick says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
The girls both say, "Get away ya old perv... prove it."
Mick says, "OK", then shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of 'em?"
Paddy then shouts back,
"Of course both of 'em, what's the point of just fuckin' one?"
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