Irene

[Zeebu]

well, not a drought yet

[Mobey]

heres one guy whos been driving around streaming from his SUV for bout 50 hours now or something whilst having regular toke breaks and making random phone calls.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/live-s...weather-webcam

i'm hoping he falls asleep at the water front and gets penned in by the water.

[Ilya]

brown and crunchy

[project dragon]

If New York has water problems, Call the_paul to fix it quick he is good with fixing water!

[Chompie]

not until he passes his test afk

[Reab]

Is there some kind of nature phenomenon why hurricanes always go for america, or does mother nature just know where the badasses live?

[PH]

short answer: the water's too cold around europe (and pretty much everywhere else) to keep a hurricane fueled

typhoons and hurricanes are identical though, the name just varies based on where they're formed (typhoons form in the northwest pacific ocean)

and japan is living proof that typhoons will fuck non-american shit up

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[H I M]

(back before I realized just how bad ska music was)

Don't give a fuck about any hurricane but if you ever diss ska again, I will come to your house and I will cut you.

[Ilya]

ph you fucking nerd

[Lizard Fuel]

First earthquakes, now this? In case I don't make it through this I want you all to know that now is the time for worship

[Jerome Scuggs]

I just have to post this somewhere

royst gave me aids. thats why i was away from the game for so long - i just couldn't bear to be anywhere near the very game where it all started. i became withdrawn, bitter, angry - sleepless nights. the crying. the eating of ice cream. 3am, 4am walmart runs for transformers toys. i don't even know what happened, i started shooting up heroin to make it all just go away. but one day i finally game to grips with it. a spindly canadian asian man preyed on me via online chatting and then raped me. a man named royst. that's who i was now, not jerome the loveable bearded asianfucker (is this what this was about royst? revenge? bro you could have just banged white chicks). i am now jerome, the man who was raped... by royst. and given aids. AIDS for fucks sake, not even crabs or syphillis (penicillin still kills that shit right? gl england with your superbugs). you gave me aids so hard my rating in twdt dropped. what with all the heroin and all, i became vividly obsessed with exacting sweet, perfectly calculated justice. i returned to the game, joining a squadron named hit, led by a man of honor, heisman (confirmed not a rapist). i quickly infiltrated into royst's inner circle - me having acted as if this had never happened, naturally he assumed that my mind, filled with all the (non-heroin) drugs i was taking, would have simply repressed, crushed and done away with the entire event. (plot hole, royst: you can't forget aids.) nonsense. it was then that soilderz asked me to join disoblige and i did, why? who knows. maybe god. maybe fate. a random synapse in my brain misfiring in some quantum freak accident of bizarre universal karmaic justice. but... it was most likely all the heroin. speaking of heroin, in my state of mind i fell asleep while trying to muster enough dignity and self-respect to masturbate, i passed out and immediately into a wild field of some strawberry unicorn roses and who the fuck else was there but awesome 80's punk band the dead kennedys? we discussed the state of the world in awesomely sarcastic overtones but not very long into the conversation jello biafra looked at me, and i had a strange inkling that something was not right. the way his eyes sort of wobbled like all of this wasn't real and i wasn't passed out dick in hand... on heroin. did i mention the aids and that royst raped me? but he looks at me before that train of thought had started to make sense and told me the goddamned secret of the universe and things. it blew my mind pretty hard to say the least. i at once became at one with everything and the why of it, useless to even try to explain in crappy 3d terms. 4d bitch. anyways after thanking jello biafra because he really knows his shit i realized the simplicity of the whole space/time thing and conceived of time travel and began work on my time machine. needless to say i wasn't able to keep a close eye on disoblige and i think at some point something happened. leagues? anyways it took a good week or so, i mean the machine itself was maybe 12hrs of real work but, you know, had to take my heroin breaks. the night i finished, i had no time to celebrate. i was emotionless, passionless, at one with all and therefore took no joy in what i had to do. despite everything, despite my transformation of soul into being-ness (fyi all you ppl who quote heidegger and his fucking chalice guess what HE WAS WRONG WHICH MEANS YOU JUST AGREE WITH A NAZI) clung on to my deep loathing and need for revenge and it didn't hurt that the whole developing a new plane of consciousness did nothing to stop the AIDS. i used my super brain to calculate i could never live long enough to begin to detail and explain and put into terms even a fraction of all of the crucial, brain-exploding shit that jello biafra told me. and so without nay a thought or glance, i stepped into the time portal and back to whenever zhou was born and, mistaking zhout's short, overbearing, demanding asian mom for royst's short, overbearing, demanding asian mom proceeded to rape the shit out of her and that's why zhou has a beard. oh did i mention he also obviously has aids? (ps zhou get tested before u fuk bro) so that's the story of the past few yrs of my life (and all of zhou's life). class in 2.5hrs who gives a fuk

[Jerome Scuggs]

im picking zidane as my first round choice

[fLaReD]

dude jerome for the last 6 months of my and my ex girlfriends relationship i stopped fucking her (any other chicks) hoping that she would thake the hint but she didn't and so when she asked me why i dont feel like having sex anymore i just said "oh well its weird but i guess i just haven't been horny latey" but in my mind i was like TAKE THE FUCKING HINT B ITCH GTFO but im such a fucking gem of a boyfriend that she refrused to let me go so i decided to tell one of my friends who knew would leak the secret that i planned on breaking up with her before the next semester started because we woud be like 300+ miles apart and i was at the casino with my brahs when she said o m g r u srsly gonna break up with me even tho we talked about havin 2 children 1 boy and 1 girl and now u are gonna fuck it up and i said yea ill met up with u cuz im fukin done ill be back on town around 2am and said ok thats when twilight the sorcers stone gets over so i met up with her after the midnight permiere and told her were over and she couldn't believe it so i told her i was srs and she started throwing up everywhere at this point i was stuck in the car with her and offered her a ride to her friends house which was like a 6 minute driver aka the most awkward 6 minutes of my life and she still has my nintendo 64 and whenever she finds out im gonna be back at home she texts me and reminds me that she has it and says i should come pick it up and i say ok ill come get it but then i dont and i say just drop it off with my sister and she says ok but she never does because if she did she woudln't have a reason to talk to me so i know she uses the super nintendo as leverage but i dont want anything to do with ehr and i just want her to drop it off at my house while im out of town so that i can move on but i fucking luv my super ninteno but i dont luv her at all but i just wan to move on can someone pls halp me?

[Money]

hopefully u have Goldeneye 64

[PH]

i'd want my nintendo 64 back too if it changed to a super nintendo at a moment's notice