fuck me in the ass

[Da1andonly]

and fyi i can't walk at all with my left foot. i'm using crutches ffs. ALL THIS BULLSHIT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TOE?!?!

--> afk for breakfast & the dark knight

[Oranje]

it became loose b/c someone crushed my toe in basketball, then one day the nail got caught on a piece of clothing on the ground and killed me...u realize how painful that is for a 13 year old u done

Ow, you are even younger than I thought, but that does make sense.

[Ephemeral]

it's broken. i now have a nice collection of painkillers and (to begin with) a 1 week paid sick leave.

this however sucks a tremendous amount of ass since it couldn't have come in a worser time. i'm in between changing jobs, and i'm buying an apartment with the lady as well, which we need to put in order first. i was supposed to start to do some renovating today, but meh.

i guess i'll stay home smoking weed instead then...

So to recap, you got stoned and stubbed your toe. Then you scammed the health system to get some more free drugs and a week's pay without doing any work. Then you made some chick refurb your apartment for you. Then, being so bored and high, you make a post about your great pain?
eph

[Zeebu]

why was the ground wearing clothes?!?!

[Jason]

sounds like you have it made, da1. quit'cher bitchin'!

i've never broken a toe, but i have lost a nail, kinda like cres. i was chopping some wood with my uncle and a very large hunk of a log fell on the big toe of my left foot. the whole nail cycled through a bunch of nasty colors before it fell off entirely. it's completely grown back now because this was years ago, and i think the nail is better than ever now anyway.

[Da1andonly]

eph the true business owner!

[Jerome Scuggs]

it's broken. i now have a nice collection of painkillers and (to begin with) a 1 week paid sick leave.

this however sucks a tremendous amount of ass since it couldn't have come in a worser time. i'm in between changing jobs, and i'm buying an apartment with the lady as well, which we need to put in order first. i was supposed to start to do some renovating today, but meh.

i guess i'll stay home smoking weed instead then...

wow

fuck off

i had to work (on my feet) for each of my injuries, no (prescribed) drugs

[MaGi kOz]

man up

[Epinephrine]

LOL it's just a little toe. Be a man.

P.S. your thread title got Xog excited for a while

[Pressure Drop]

how long till your toe is unbroken ?

[Crescent Seal]

man up

when u gonna man up and wait until round is over for me to change my "offensive" banner u nigledoink

[Pandagirl!]

You're a worse drunk than me.

Judging by most of my posts I'd say that this is pretty obvious.

Although I was 20 drinks in at the time, and that's not an exaggeration. I was keeping a drink tally on my shirt in Sharpie. I got up to 23 but I think I forgot to put the last 2 on my shirt.

[Supreme]

You know you've had too much when you stop keeping the tally

[Oranje]

when u gonna man up and wait until round is over for me to change my "offensive" banner u nigledoink

Racism by a 13 year old kid.

[Pandagirl!]

You know you've had too much when you stop keeping the tally

It was senior crawl, having too much is pretty much the goal

Work the next day was a bitch though