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  • dear ilyaz

    I'm doing my taxes, is it worth it to itemize my deductions? I don't keep receipts and shit.

    xoxo,
    fit
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

  • #2
    Ask someone who can actually help you
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    All good things must come to an end.

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    • #3
      Ask someone who actually likes their job.
      1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

      1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

      Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

      Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

      Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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      • #4
        do you pay mortgage? if not, no
        if yes, possibly!
        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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        • #5
          did you move to fl in 2011? be sure you deduct the hell outta that

          flights/gas to move or check out the area
          staying in hotels in fl
          costs to move your shit

          when i moved to sc i reduced my taxes a lot by claiming a bunch of those. you probably wont get audited for receipts and if they do you can at least show them a credit card statement
          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Crescent Seal View Post
            Ask someone who actually likes their job.
            Ask someone who is actually alive.
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            Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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            • #7
              Ask someone who believes in reincarnation.
              Last edited by Supreme; 02-07-2012, 02:39 PM.
              (Children)>hunted for life
              (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
              :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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              • #8
                i pay a mortgage but i predict my ending up just short then getting all super pissed cause i did all sorts of work to end up just short of where i need to bo

                so in short
                fuck that


                1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                • #9
                  the great thing about itemizing is it gives you incentive to steal goodwill receipt slips and pretending you donated $1k of stuff
                  can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ilya View Post
                    do you pay mortgage? if not, no
                    if yes, possibly!
                    No mortgage yet. I did move but my company reimbursed me for those expenses.
                    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                    • #11
                      Ilya will you take a business trip to Ohio to do my taxes for me
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #12
                        girl yeah i wi
                        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                        • #13
                          pandagirl i converted some swiss francs to euros to dollars today using your logic

                          it was lovely
                          can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                          • #14
                            What logic?
                            Pandagirl!

                            (ph)>12 is just right

                            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                            1:Chao <ER>> at all
                            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                            Chao <ER> - hero

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                            • #15
                              Indeed!
                              (Children)>hunted for life
                              (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
                              :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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