post things you were teased about growing up

[Jason]

i hear ya, dude. i'll be 28 in april and i'm still sitting at about 150lbs/6 feet tall. i eat like crazy and it's all shitty/cheap junk food. what are ya gonna do?

[gran guerrero]

fuck you guys good ass metabolism

:/

[MaGi kOz]

Try quitting smoking. You get your taste buds back so everything will taste so much better when you try to replace the hand fixation you got with a cigarette with eating food instead. That's what I did and I gained 20 pounds from averaging 130lb at 5'6" my entire life. But don't just eat food... do a lot of work outs so you can increase your appetite. Otherwise, if you're not hungry, you'll be craving a cigarette.

Or maybe you guys don't smoke. Lol.

[Epinephrine]

I got teased because of how short/small i am. It's funny how kids aren't allowed to call fat kids 'fat', but you can always call the tiny guys "skeletons" or whatever, "don't you get food at home?"

turning 26 in a week, and i still am scrawny (hello jason). I eat a shitload and no one i know eats more unhealthy than I do (pizza, burgers etc) - but i still don't gain weight. Oh well, i'd rather have it this way than the other. My cousin for instance, she eats one slice of a pizza and gains 3 pounds. I eat three pizzas and lose a pound.

I don't know what weird country you grew up in (Finland!) but around here we call fat kids fat.

[paradise!]

oh man don't even act like you didn't go apeshit in that thread, gran.

got teased in all of middle school pretty hard for having befriended this fob haitian guy. He had broken english, but perfect french and creole. perfected my french.

[Fit of Rage]

i hear ya, dude. i'll be 28 in april and i'm still sitting at about 150lbs/6 feet tall. i eat like crazy and it's all shitty/cheap junk food. what are ya gonna do?

Probably eat more of it. I'm about the same body type.

llater,
Tony

[Kahlan]

Got teased in high school because I started wearing glasses and with my hair the way it was, I slightly resembled harry potter. Was called harry potter quite a bit, still am on occasion.

Also got teased for making up names for myself for the substitute teachers. I would always tell them I went by a different name as a joke. Started out with things like "Duke" and "Boss" but ended with things like "Poppy" and "Princess". The "princess" one was pretty hilarious, where I acted like a gay dude. Unfortunately, that was the one that stuck.

Also got teased for never dating any chick from our school and only dating chicks from other high schools. Apparently they thought I was hiding them from everyone because they were ugly. Close friends always met them, though. They were hot, no worries.

[Downfall]

In middle school, I had the same lunch every day, it was a bread and bologna sandwich. I got teased about that.

[TagMor]

It was the first day of Highschool.
Being Summer in Australia it was a hot day and after a long and somewhat nervous introduction into my new school I was eager to get home to a cold drink and a swim in the local river. The day itself was much less painful than what I had imagined, no toilet dunkings or physical assaults by the older kids.
As we piled onto the school bus there was a sense of joy amongst my fellow first-dayers. Highschool was not nearly as bad as what we had both imagined, and been told by the older kids. I sat down in my seat with a sense of cheer and relief as I recalled the day's events. Unbeknown to me, I would momentarily be ripped from my quiet little corner of recollection, into a world of horror that God himself would fear to tread..
It was not long after the bus had departed that kids started to notice something, a strange odor permeating around the cabin. At first we thought someone had passed wind and our attention turned to Scotty Tralstone - a repulsive child of obese stature who's reputation for flatulence was notorious. But the odor grew stronger. It grew and grew until it engulfed the bus in a plague of stench that words fail to describe. As kids scrambled in a state of desperation, grasping for whatever they could find to shield themselves from this foul invasion their nostrils, it became clear that no human could create such a terrible thing, oh no, this was the work of a beast.
Some kids began checking the soles of their shoes, then of those seated around them. They did so with a sense of urgency and intent, as if hunting for whoever was responsible for bringing this nasal injustice upon them. I looked down to check my soles when something on the isle way floor caught my eye - A smeared trail of thick brown substance leading from the isle-way to my seat. The smell seemed to disappear, or was pushed out of my brain by the complete and utter fear that swept over me as I awaited the incoming humiliation. And then it was spotted, sweeping through the bus like wildfire, the odor forgotten under a frenzy of laughter and reticule. Kids I had grown up with, who I would call friends transformed into pimple-faced demons, jeering and pointing with their pitch-fork fingers. And there I sat, trapped inside a large metal box on wheels, the comical target of 30+ kids.

[Pandagirl!]

Why are we still letting Cres post here after his fake death stunt?

[Cojafoji]

Kids I had grown up with, who I would call friends transformed into pimple-faced demons, jeering and pointing with their pitch-fork fingers.

Oh lord I laughed so fucking hard at this. No offense.

[vaped]

Why are we still letting Cres post here after his fake death stunt?

Because he allegedly left his cellphone behind in US while he was running around India at the holidays and a friend of his decided to troll us.

[Ilya]

except uh, he logged in the next morning

[Downfall]

no internet in india \(O_o)/

[vaped]

except uh, he logged in the next morning

Private Dick Ilya is paying attention!